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Desc:This magnet holster is here to help.
Category:Advertisements, Science & Technology
Tags:guns, magnets, paranoid schizophrenia, ammo, holster
Submitted:THA SUGAH RAIN
Date:07/08/10
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Comment count is 33
heyitslozeau
This just in, THASUGAH has a very limited world view and upbringing.
WHO WANTS DESSERT
This just in, a big gay baby is downvoting videos because of some shitty dick-waving contest about things that challenge their worldviews BIG WHOOP


FABIO
what what?

James Woods
What what what what!?

glasseye
What what crazy gun nut what?


fatatty
"Everyone is looking for ways to hide firearms and extra ammo throughout their homes..."

Who has the limited world view and upbringing?

Hubba Bubba Nightmare
Stars for the scared little boy who I hope never has children and won't get into a gun fight with the cops

mashedtater
heyitslozeau are all in some strange bunch today!

Scynne
"If you are serious about self-preservation..."
sosage
For when you want your household to second as a real life DOOM level.
standard8mm
can you attach health packs and shields to it?

oddeye
Shields?? What kind of pussy-ass FPS games you been playing, gayboy?!

BHWW
Since I AM in constant danger of having hit squads burst into my home, these will be handy so I can reach under my desk and whip out a matched pair of Berettas and get into a running gun battle with my attackers that involves a lot of Olympic-event style athletic leaps through the air and shooting them so they fly back five feet and through a window.
Sundry
Yeah, I see a risk of magnetization there.
Not the best thing for a mechanical mechanism.
1394
I keep my glock in a ziplock bag so I can keep it at hand when I'm taking a shower.
tmavomodry
This is me from this morning

http://tinyurl.com/mm3oa

mashedtater
le swoon!

oddeye
Now when the cops get the wrong address and break down my door I can get shot instead of a refund.
Camonk
Some quick questions. Why do you only have one gun that you have to take from room to room, you pussy? Why don't you want your guests to know that you have a gun, you commie? Either they're your friends so they're glad they're protected, or they're your enemies so they're intimidated. Either way, you win.

Also, I'm very proud of all of us, because so far nobody's made a how do they work?! joke.
tmavomodry
If you stop to think about how magnets work you've already given the horde of attacking thugs more than enough time to get the drop on you.

Toenails
"If you are serious about self preservation, the F.A.S.T holster can be mounted in the shower area as well, for quick access when you are bathing or showering... or just taking care of business."

Jesus buddy, just keep the door locked when you are taking a shit.
charmlessman
Uh, I don't think he was talking about taking a shit.

The Mothership
Have a seat in front of my desk here, Mr Johnson, right there. Now, tell me about why the IRS is interested in my finances?
HarrietTubmanPI
"Pull the gun off the magnet and you are ready to go"

Go where?

The clock tower?
The book depository?
The warehouse?
The industrial complex with water filled barrels and vats of industrial goo that you better not fall in?
Meatsack Jones
Definitely for women who want to have a gun under their desk ala "True Lies".
Zarathustra00
Nowhere in this advertisement was I reassured that the F.A.S.T. holster was made in the USA by Americans using good old American magnets. They'd like me to trust my guns to their Chinese magnets so that when the red army bursts through my door I'll be unable to fight back. Nice try commies but I'm one step ahead of you.
twinkieafternoon
You know you're broke and single when you only have one gun that you have to dismount and take with you from room to room to pretect yourself with!
charmlessman
"Therefore the gun is not going to, quote unquote, fall off the magnet..."

Who the hell is he quoting?
fluffy
If I had one of those mounted under my desk I would be extremely tempted to just fidget with it while working on things and then I'd probably end up shooting a hole in my wall.
kingofthenothing
Also a good way to help you hide other shit throughout the house in metal containers of some kind. I feel like these need some attachments, maybe something that can help them swivel or pivot so you can leave the gun where it is and still have some range of firing motion. This seems like the kind of thing where you'd have to keep an action chart somewhere to remember all your gun stations, and maybe have to drill yourself at least once a month to make sure you can still find all the ammo. I don't know if I have that kind of dedication.
Kumquatxop
To protect your home, put magnets next to your computer!!!!
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