FeeFiFoFoTheFifeFifeBrown
Non-sarcastic "Yay, Clancy Brown", though.

FeeFiFoFoTheFifeFifeBrown
He shares the same teeth and jaws as the opposition in this film. That's more than a little hint.

namtar
How can anyone react with shock and horror to this cartoon?

Hooper_X
What if they realize that it's an elaborate satire?

GravidWithHate
What if they react by saying that the movie dumbed down the point made by the equivalent scene in the book which was basically that the job of a soldier is to provide controlled violence to achieve a political end, and that you can't do that if your only option is launching nukes?

'cause that's how a lot of my friends reacted.

pastorofmuppets
Then they need to shave.

Hooper_X
You can't shave if you can't move your hand.

petep
if your friends can't hang out with starship fucking troopers you should leave crying and join the army next day

VoilaIntruder
The deleted 20 minute scene where Jake Busey is systematically dismantled while being defiantly sarcastic should be included in the deluxe version.