I dunno, man. I just rent a drainage pump from Home Depot for like, a day. Then my backyard doesn't look like a goddamned rice paddy.
Hooper, you are apparently smart, or at least practical, but boring. That is the consensus.
Is this what it means to be an adult?
|The Mothership |
Take that, neighbors house's foundation.
What qualifies as perfect video exactly?
|Dread Pirate Roberts |
"Was that not the coolest thing you could have done with that thing?"
No. You could have throw a brick of pure potassium in there. THAT would have been cool. This was just kind of a "Frat" level of cool.
I wish I'd had to hear and see less of them.
I also wish one of them had been injured.
|THA SUGAH RAIN |
Is there a "So now what, bro?" tag?
pool, you okay?
"We don't have no pool problem no more."
No, now you have two problems.
Aw, you can see the remains of Sea Monkey civilization at the bottom of that former pool. Those bastards.
I love the smell of chlorine in the morning. It smells like…stupidity.
Their next video: how to combat millions of mosquitoes.
I like how they all ran for high ground (the patio of their trailer home) in anticipation of the AWESOME PERFECT VIDEO FLOOD that they apparently thought might wash them away.
So in addition to showing that they are fat, lazy, and incredibly stupid, this video also shows that they are huge pussies.
I expected Swamp Thing to come slogging out of the cloud of smoke 3 seconds after the explosion and start tearing these dudes a couple more assholes each.
I got that on *Perfect Video*.
I hope all of that went straight into their basement.
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