dbtng Not enough stars. I googled tykylevits. Very rewarding.
jimmicampkin I have a friend a bit like that. When I say 'friend', I mean I introduce him to people I dislike to make sure they don't maintain contact.
Rodents of Unusual Size "And now I'm going to decapitate some Vikings with my axe. Too bad I don't have a battle elephant!"
Camonk This guy is both wonderful and horrible all at once. He makes me want to live in and never go to Finland at the exact same time in the exact same sense. He violates Aristotle's law of non-contradiction.
duck&cover Trolls really do exist. And they wear thongs.