This guy's a democrat, by the by.
Weird thing is he isn't an idiot. West Point, London School of Economics, a couple of Bronze Stars. Joe Bible is a pretty good tack.
This is rural Missouri, after all.
He's a true progressive too, by the sound of it. I hope he wins.
It was commercials like this that made me turn my back on Nancy Boyda's unsuccessful run for Congress back in '08.
Just because you are in the Mid-West doesn't mean you feel like you need the fucking pick-up truck/hay-bale/farmville backdrop, Gomer.
Hey, while you're at it, why don't you bring up your qualifications? Fellow soldiers and a combat bible, eh? Well, that's a pretty good start I guess.
KILLED OUR JOBS
BAD TRADE DEALS
What the hell does "Bad Trade Deals" even refer to?
Vague farmer is vague.
Also, combat bibles don't do shit.
Don't go waving a combat bible around unless you're going to tell the tale of how it saved your live....heathen bullets stopped by the WORD OF GOD.
I'd like to think he was using "bible" figuratively. Its a kickass book about combat, it's like the combat BIBLE.
I think the big honk'n cross on it kind of points to a more literal use of the word Bible.
|Caminante Nocturno |
You can use the Combat Bible like a spellbook or a boomerang.
A JO ANN EMERSON APPROACHES!
JO ANN EMERSON ATTACKS WITH "KILLED OUR JOBS"
YOUR COMBAT BIBLE ABSORBS THE BLOW!
WHAT WILL YOU DO?
> RUN (FOR CONGRESS)
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