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From now on I will mentally categorize every food as either "superfood" or "will kill you."
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gotterdamm
Know what else would kill these bitches at the supermarket?
Me
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Scynne
I don't believe they're serious.
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Scynne Also: nitrates in sausages will kill you? Your fucking digestive system makes nitrates! YOU'RE GOING TO KILL YOU!!!
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memedumpster
Even before I clicked this I knew they wouldn't mention the incredible amounts of carcinogenic chemicals in shampoo, soap, mouthwash, toothpaste, and makeup.
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wtf japan
Irradiated food sounds more likely to give you super powers than to kill you. Salmonella and botulism, on the other hand, are completely organic, additive-free, and almost guaranteed to kill you--or at least ruin your week.
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Severian
Shitty joke, way too long.
Besides killing you, pomegranate juice is fucking gross.
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Riskbreaker
Are these girls on meth?
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kingofthenothing shadowbender
5 minutes ago
Tell me im crazy, but i used to think that marshmallows were made with the bones of jews killed during world war 2. Everyone is always looking for the evidence, and id tell them "every time you eat a marshmallow." I just dont buy the whole "pig bone" story. lol
UBER069
10 minutes ago @mechan9
- this is porn. This is porn for your big head. I got off on this. Especially every time they said "it will kill you". OHH BAYBEE - Oh and the way they handled the packaging with their woman-hands...thanks Sonia and Karen, I have to shower now.....
reidevjord
51 minutes ago
Listening to these chicks is like listening to my gay brother. Annoying, totally melodramatic and afraid of all the wrong things.
We need more of these crazy assholes in the world.
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spikestoyiu
The one in the glasses is a tranny, right?
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NineEleven
They really have me fooled as to whether or not they're just fucking around, so I guess that means they win.
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Rodents of Unusual Size
My sarcasm detector just broke.
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Document
Close your eyes and it sounds like Amelie Gillette took a wrong turn in life.
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kwash
irradiated =/= radioactive
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The God of Biscuits
I thought this was a joke, but from some of their videos, I'm just not sure. The crazies in America really are sometimes like this.
So, 5 stars.
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Spit Spingola
I love these girls.
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tamago
That's not how you pronounce 'acai' you dumb cunt! It's ah-sigh-ee.
Also, when you get right down to it, the only thing that can really kill you is death. It's just that pretty much everything on earth can lead to death.
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