"I'd heard it was like some weird like demons and stuff through a iPod or something and he was just freaking out."
That's what happens when you trip digital balls on the GATE OF HADES!
I hate people so much.
I just tried it...
....I got all this meth now! GOOOOOODBYE LIFE GOALS!
BACK IN MY DAY WE JUST SMOKED WEED!
|Spit Spingola |
Is there some kind of contest for resembling an Onion news story?
Nobody named "Concerned Parent" has ever been right about anything.
|wtf japan |
Someone should hack the site and replace all of the original "doses" with Slim Whitman tracks. You know, like in that movie.
Binaural beats? More like Binaural beasts OF HELL
This story includes: people who have never even heard of the phenomenon just learning about it right now, a girl who had met someone whose brother's girlfriend's uncle's cousin sorta tried it and got possessed, youtube clips, and NO ONE THAT HAS EVER TRIED IT.
"...iDosing could very well indicate a willingness to experiment with drugs..." was the only sensible thing in the whole piece. Yeah, these are the kids that will smoke peanut shells and tea bags.
And they treat it like some internet-based phenomenon - digital music has been around for decades. If there were ANY practical use for binaural tones used as DRUGS, it wouldn't just be news NOW in 2010.
hey, they're e-bumping!
I once wrote a hilarious op-ed response piece "phenomenon" when I was in college, basically saying that it's a combination of slow news day and conservative Luddism, AND THAT WAS FIVE YEARS AGO.
It must be a slow summer for shark attacks when they drag this chestnut out.
Sickening. Absolutely sickening.
Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Fucking Insane
they could learn a thing or two from the Amish... a little rumspringa might do 'em all good
I'm getting some bad audio desync on this video, I think I need to lay down
everything is getting prickly and warm is it supposed to get prickly and warm ohgod what
I gave this a shot in the name of science. Every dose sounded the same and had no noticeable effect outside of general boredom.
|Caminante Nocturno |
I don't take this sort of thing seriously until they've based a Law & Order: SVU episode off of it.
"It's these images that has..."
GODDAMMIT. THE 'IT' THERE IS CATAPHORIC. THE REFERENT ISN'T IN THE SENTENCE.
YOU DOZY CUNT.
TEENAGERS CAN NEVER DO ANYTHING FUN AND RELAXING EVER
THE WORLD WILL END IF TEENAGERS LISTEN TO BINAURAL AUDIO OR EVEN SMOKE WEED
|Ludo Smell Bad |
I had an atonal serialism phase in high school.
I lied on the living room floor listening to Webern, and kinda went a little crazy. didn't bother my parents none.
Wait until they find about those pictures with hidden images out of focus.
IM FREAKING OUT!!!!!!!!!
|THA SUGAH RAIN |
My girlfriend got hooked i-doseing for awhile. It started out as a joke after school one time and then it was just a death spiral. Soon she was stealing i-doses from torrents and standing on the corner offering unspeakable things for mp3s. Then she found out what weed was and now she just gets chinese food every once in awhile.
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