someone put waaaaaay too much effort into this display of cruelty
|Cat 400 |
It is good that he dies.
So are the evil robots the good guys in this version? It seems like they're trying to stage an intervention of sort. I guess that would make Tails and his silent enabling the true villain on this story.
Tails keeps his mouth shut otherwise Ulillillia drowns him
|Caminante Nocturno |
Sonic got too fat to live.
There's a Chris-Chan joke in here somewhere, I just can't quite tease it out.
The fatal heart attack at the end was a nice touch.
Someone, somewhere is jerking off to this.
28 seems to be sonic's limit
I just knew the complete Sonic series disassembly would be used for evil eventually.
oh, you havent seen deviant art or furaffinity yet.
you lucky thing
I used to think that the Saturday morning cartoon was just a harmless diversion for children.
I was dead wrong.
Sonic, you fat fuck.
|Fur is Murder |
All he needs is a nice Salvation Army rugby shirt and this is the Chris-chan version...
This joins two fetishes: feeding and furry.
I heard Sonic went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.
Somehow this is one of the saddest videos on the site to me. A crappily pixelated picture of a completely different species doing something completely platonic is considered wank fodder. This is the age where you can get the most graphic pornography for free, not when you had to wank off to something that might kind of look like a titty if you tilt your head. We've come full circle. Soon we'll start seeing pornography of women's ankles and butter churning.
Why would it be better?
It's kind of like saying well, the Kentucky Derby Is Decadent and Depraved was alright, but I wanted to know who won the race. You kinda miss the point when you take that attitude towards anything gonzo-related. Zack Parsons isn't Jon Ronson. I mean, I get your point; it would have been interesting just to have a bunch of interviews with genuinely depraved and weird individuals. That's always fun. But at the same time, Parsons is trying to understand exactly WHY the internet fucks people up and amplifies their weirdness. He tells a cool story, he comes to some solid conclusions and the book tells you up-front that a bunch of it is fiction.
How did that hedgehog get so fat?
Sonic got so fat that he broke that pillar.
Sonic just started to eat too much with all the exploitation he suffers from Sega.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
My sister used to be obese and really into Sonic. I'm not watching that but five stars for the flashbacks that I'm getting.
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