Why is this guy speaking to a group of people?
- smoking gun of aids
- green monkeys
stars for people who bring the best batshit conspiracies.
ufo shit need not apply.
what about UFOs bringing 63,000 gallons of AIDS to kill black humans?
|Syd Midnight |
Apropos of nothing, "63,000 Gallons of AIDS" is a great song title
that's a lot of liquid AIDS guys
Shit, now they're onto us. Somebody shoot this guy and sprinkle some crack on him. That should take care of it.
they only wanted to bring the population down by 36 million? I don't know, I think they could have shot a lot higher than that. Hell, I could probably kill more than 36 million people in the next 29 years if I put my mind to it.
That is some grade A crazy. I love the mix he's got going of radical Muslim cleric and Southern Baptist preacher. Now someone find a cross between an energetic Rabbi and a monotone Native American medicine man. Then an enlightened Oriental philosopher and a wise cracking robot. It's the internet, people, they must be out there.
"Jihad OR Terrorism?"
Can't I have both?
I like it when my conspiracy theories are indistinguishable from Captain Planet episodes.
Yeah, it was a busy night for me, I was totally dehydrated after that.
Then they will evaporate the aids so it forms storm clouds, and next thing you know...IT'S RAINING AIDS!
If he knew the real reason we created AIDS I'm sure he would be on board with it: killing the gays.
Screw Khalid Yasin and his awesome speaking skills, making me want to believe crazy conspiracies and join Nation of Islam. Screw him.
wow he has nothing nice to say about nation of islam, either
Other way around. NoI people don't like him because he's Sunni. I think.
Nevermind. Religions need to have less sects, I can't be expected to keep all this shit straight.
so basically what you're saying is each religion needs to be homosectual?
If he was white, it would be 63,000 gallons of what? Birth certificates? Sassquatch urine?
Black Glenn Beck? Yes, this is black Glenn Beck. But on the left.
Black folks love conspiracy theories because everybody really is out to get them, especially the government. After the Tuskegee experiment, the assassinations of every civil rights leader they ever had, and justice system that seems to exist solely to fuck black men in the ass, whenever some new bad shit comes down the pike they naturally assume the white devil created it to fuck them up, and they're usually right.
But, according to this man, conspiracies only have a 25 year shelf life, after which -- ta da! -- the truth is revealed on the internet. Still, that's only a couple of years less than the life expectancy of an urban black male...
Anyway, Frank Zappa made a whole album about this so it must be true.
I know the dude's insane but I kinda want him to read me bedtime stories. He's just so sonorous.
wait, they inoculated people against other diseases while giving them aids? couldn't they have just let them have diptheria, malaria and yellow fever?
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