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Desc:Some talentless douchbag sent this casting video to Kubrick (for Full Metal Jacket) in 1984.
Category:Arts
Tags:full metal jacket, kubrick, douchebag, hubris, julliard
Submitted:dr_rock
Date:10/27/06
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Comment count is 56
athodyd
NOWT EEEVEN AWWN CRUH-TCHEZZZZZZ
underaneonhalo
Wow, louder is not better buddy.
stanleypain
5 Stars even if it's fake. If it's not fake....50,000 stars. Jesus.
hammsangwich
People did not fake it in the 80s

Spider Jerusalem
Clearly Dr. Funke had more of a background in acting than we were led to believe.
Yakoo:MarkTwo
Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooow. He IS entertaining.
sosage
He reminds me of Peter Breck in "The Beatniks"...
Gurlugon
And he's even a Trekkie
Stopheles
"I like to think that I sound like a young Alec Guinness"
garcet71283
Lorenzo St. DuBois step aside, this man is our Hitler!
Smellvin
Jesus God... you'd think that at an acting school, he's learn to maybe... NOT OVERACT?
Aelric
I'M A BIG OL' ACTOR!! I YELL THE LOUDEST!!! LOOK AT ME!!!
joelkazoo
I think this was Ben Stiller's inspiration for "Simple Jack".

joelkazoo
Oops, that should not be a reply!

fulakarp
I'M THE QUEEN BLAH BLAH BLAH

sudan no1
Scary. I SKEEEEEEEEEERDD
HURF BLURF DUH
"I am a 20-year-old from the Theater Center of the Julliard School. I am the second-shift janitor."
oswaldtheluckyrabbit
THEY'S SO MANY THANGS AH AIN'T DUUUNNNNNN
Hailey2006
Whatever happened to this guy?
baleen
This is one of the best submissions to poetv ever.
Old_Zircon
The internet has turned the outsider video woorld upside down. In a good way.
Mr. Quibble
It sounds like he's trying to channel Ossie Davis
yoyo1
Would have been perfect in a star trek episode
xenocide
"I like to think of myself as a young, brain-damaged Alec Guinness."
chet
What does he keep looking up at?
RoyCastle
dear god, please let me punch this kid in the face one day.
enjoy
I laughed so hard a hot spicy noodle came out my nose. Nice Grease jacket faghole.
TEDA
who was he in full metal jacket i dont remember what part he was
Mayberry Pancakes
"I like this one! He's quirky, talented, and clever!" Wishful thinking, kid.
Baby Finster
Editing in a clip of the same scene from the movie was a nice touch.
Kapow
I said this is a talkie, dammit! You've gotta emote more!
BAC
I could see a trekkie really doing this.
carpenter
I had to stop this at 1:34 because I thought I would shit my pants. For the record, I did....
NoCode
Oh my god. If this isn't real, I will cry so many tears.
Corman's Inferno
AIN' GUNNA WALK AGAIN!
Pandatronic
It is my lifelong aspiration to hurt somebody like this with a cheese grater.
Exegesis_Saves
My foot...wants to fly, uncontrollably, into his groin.
Caminante
The very second you see his face, you know he's going to be the biggest asshole you've ever seen.
Vicious
Harvard Acting is SO much better than Julliard, you douche.
tamago
I wonder what Mr. Kubrick's reation to this was.
Camonk
I want to send my fist through computer, space, and time to punch him in the sac over and over.
Rodents of Unusual Size
It's like an SNL skit come horribly, wonderfully to life.
Hugo Gorilla
This guy isn't a very good actor.
ihounokyaku
I wonder who he ended up playing in the movie.
Repomancer
His head is permanently tilted to the right. I wonder if it hurts.
Frank Rizzo
he might not be lazy, but his weird ass eye sure as hell is.
LetsFistAgain
He posted a clip on YouTube (now several years older) of him sending up himself. Guess what he's still an Asshole.
Cap'n Profan!ty
oh my god that cannot be real
numb
Pain!
DopeFiend
I was so embarrassed for this guy that I had trouble looking at my own monitor.
John Holmes Motherfucker
He's got a you tube page now. He's actually pretty funny. I'm a subscriber.
oogaBooga
I have yet to see the word pretentious in these comments yet, so here it is:

Pretentious.
IrishWhiskey
"Oh my God, it's a FIRE!...sale"

If ever a video deserved the 'Acting!' tag, its this one.
FISTFULLofSOUL
So did he get the gig?
Charles
Someone HELPED him with this. Someone was there. Someone could have stopped this... GOOD CHRIST WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO?
John Holmes Motherfucker
It's a joke. He said as much in more recent videos (I don't think he's on youtube anymore), and for Christ sake, look at it. OF COURSE it's a joke. He did make an audition tape that he sent to Kubrick, but this wasn't it.
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