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Desc:Some talentless douchbag sent this casting video to Kubrick (for Full Metal Jacket) in 1984.
Category:Arts
Tags:full metal jacket, kubrick, douchebag, hubris, julliard
Submitted:dr_rock
Date:10/27/06
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Comment count is 56
athodyd - 2006-10-27
NOWT EEEVEN AWWN CRUH-TCHEZZZZZZ
underaneonhalo - 2006-10-27
Wow, louder is not better buddy.
stanleypain - 2006-10-27
5 Stars even if it's fake. If it's not fake....50,000 stars. Jesus.
hammsangwich - 2010-10-08
People did not fake it in the 80s

Spider Jerusalem - 2006-10-27
Clearly Dr. Funke had more of a background in acting than we were led to believe.
Yakoo:MarkTwo - 2006-10-27
Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooow. He IS entertaining.
sosage - 2006-10-27
He reminds me of Peter Breck in "The Beatniks"...
Gurlugon - 2006-10-27
And he's even a Trekkie
Stopheles - 2006-10-27
"I like to think that I sound like a young Alec Guinness"
garcet71283 - 2006-10-27
Lorenzo St. DuBois step aside, this man is our Hitler!
Smellvin - 2006-10-27
Jesus God... you'd think that at an acting school, he's learn to maybe... NOT OVERACT?
Aelric - 2006-10-28
I'M A BIG OL' ACTOR!! I YELL THE LOUDEST!!! LOOK AT ME!!!
joelkazoo - 2009-07-23
I think this was Ben Stiller's inspiration for "Simple Jack".

joelkazoo - 2009-07-23
Oops, that should not be a reply!

fulakarp - 2010-11-08
I'M THE QUEEN BLAH BLAH BLAH

sudan no1 - 2006-10-28
Scary. I SKEEEEEEEEEERDD
HURF BLURF DUH - 2006-10-28
"I am a 20-year-old from the Theater Center of the Julliard School. I am the second-shift janitor."
oswaldtheluckyrabbit - 2006-10-28
THEY'S SO MANY THANGS AH AIN'T DUUUNNNNNN
Hailey2006 - 2006-10-28
Whatever happened to this guy?
baleen - 2006-10-28
This is one of the best submissions to poetv ever.
Old_Zircon - 2006-10-28
The internet has turned the outsider video woorld upside down. In a good way.
Mr. Quibble - 2006-10-28
It sounds like he's trying to channel Ossie Davis
yoyo1 - 2006-10-29
Would have been perfect in a star trek episode
xenocide - 2006-10-29
"I like to think of myself as a young, brain-damaged Alec Guinness."
chet - 2006-10-29
What does he keep looking up at?
RoyCastle - 2006-11-09
dear god, please let me punch this kid in the face one day.
enjoy - 2006-11-12
I laughed so hard a hot spicy noodle came out my nose. Nice Grease jacket faghole.
TEDA - 2006-11-21
who was he in full metal jacket i dont remember what part he was
Mayberry Pancakes - 2006-11-21
"I like this one! He's quirky, talented, and clever!" Wishful thinking, kid.
Baby Finster - 2006-11-28
Editing in a clip of the same scene from the movie was a nice touch.
Kapow - 2006-12-02
I said this is a talkie, dammit! You've gotta emote more!
BAC - 2006-12-11
I could see a trekkie really doing this.
carpenter - 2006-12-14
I had to stop this at 1:34 because I thought I would shit my pants. For the record, I did....
NoCode - 2006-12-19
Oh my god. If this isn't real, I will cry so many tears.
Corman's Inferno - 2006-12-25
AIN' GUNNA WALK AGAIN!
Pandatronic - 2006-12-28
It is my lifelong aspiration to hurt somebody like this with a cheese grater.
Exegesis_Saves - 2007-01-23
My foot...wants to fly, uncontrollably, into his groin.
Caminante - 2007-01-30
The very second you see his face, you know he's going to be the biggest asshole you've ever seen.
Vicious - 2007-01-30
Harvard Acting is SO much better than Julliard, you douche.
tamago - 2007-02-03
I wonder what Mr. Kubrick's reation to this was.
Camonk - 2007-02-07
I want to send my fist through computer, space, and time to punch him in the sac over and over.
Rodents of Unusual Size - 2007-03-01
It's like an SNL skit come horribly, wonderfully to life.
Hugo Gorilla - 2007-05-03
This guy isn't a very good actor.
ihounokyaku - 2007-08-06
I wonder who he ended up playing in the movie.
Repomancer - 2007-09-22
His head is permanently tilted to the right. I wonder if it hurts.
Frank Rizzo - 2007-10-18
he might not be lazy, but his weird ass eye sure as hell is.
LetsFistAgain - 2007-11-15
He posted a clip on YouTube (now several years older) of him sending up himself. Guess what he's still an Asshole.
Cap'n Profan!ty - 2007-12-31
oh my god that cannot be real
numb - 2008-05-24
Pain!
DopeFiend - 2008-06-28
I was so embarrassed for this guy that I had trouble looking at my own monitor.
John Holmes Motherfucker - 2008-07-13
He's got a you tube page now. He's actually pretty funny. I'm a subscriber.
oogaBooga - 2008-08-19
I have yet to see the word pretentious in these comments yet, so here it is:

Pretentious.
IrishWhiskey - 2009-02-13
"Oh my God, it's a FIRE!...sale"

If ever a video deserved the 'Acting!' tag, its this one.
FISTFULLofSOUL - 2009-05-11
So did he get the gig?
Charles - 2009-09-13
Someone HELPED him with this. Someone was there. Someone could have stopped this... GOOD CHRIST WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO?
John Holmes Motherfucker - 2010-12-11
It's a joke. He said as much in more recent videos (I don't think he's on youtube anymore), and for Christ sake, look at it. OF COURSE it's a joke. He did make an audition tape that he sent to Kubrick, but this wasn't it.
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