Who cares that they couldn't get any actual footage, this is indisputable proof!

I so wish this were true.

Quick, somebody send this to Glenn Beck.

Oh Taiwanese news, never change!

Very improper monkey weapon discipline at :20.

This would make a great game.

yeah right, next you'll be telling us we need to be concerned about gorilla warfare

What about monkey butlers?

This is all Joseph Bandura's fault, he trained monkeys to wield knives during the cognitive revolution.

I like Bush's plan better:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lv84t6TlndU

Why must we employ the monkeys for war? Why can't we use the monkeys for peace and entertainment? Why must we continue the needless pattern of monkey war training beget by our fathers and their fathers? WHY MUST WE MAKE THE SAME MISTAKES?