Double post at the same time, Double M Night Crapalan, double the fun!
Of all the events not to be ravaged by a brutal outbreak of bloody cartel violence, this press conference had to be it?!
I want to see "EL ULTIMO MAESTRO DEL AIRE EN 3D"
That sounds alot better than that "The Last Airbender" crap.
|Dinkin Flicka |
I need need NEED to get into that class on The Happening!
"I'm not sure how to respond to that." He said two minutes into a three minute answer.
And who is the little toe-rag asskisser beside him?
That's Jackson Rathbone, some queermo who was in the movie. His other notable acting role is in the Twilight movies. Way to waste a kickass name, kid.
I know it breaks the concept of a philosophical zombie if you can point at someone and say, "That's definitely a philosophical zombie", but sometimes I really think I can tell.
I love that comment of his regarding Google, very telling. Can't wait till the "an artist no one understands" tag is active, it will most likely comprise of nothing but clips of this pretentious coward.
I wonder if he ever criticized anyone's work? That would amazing to watch.
|Frank Rizzo |
"that one movie you did was good, now you suck and you sold out. Is that a correct judgment on your career?"
|THA SUGAH RAIN |
De'Nile ain't just a river in Egypt amirite?
"Has anyone informed you that you suck?"
"Fuck you. You suck"
Neither side is very tactful about this.
Failing upwards, indeed.
Asking a hack writer who writes the most self-indulgent movies ever if he can comprehend that real people don't like his movies, real smart, lady.
i have told this story here before, but i shall tell it again for posterity. gather round, PoE'ers. how pineapplejuicer almost killed M. Night Shyamalan:
years ago i was a farm manager, relatively thankless job that involved murderous hours but paid pretty well considering i was still in college at the time. i was called into a special meeting with my boss and a gentleman from paramount studios and was told that M. Night Shyamalan had selected our obscure little farm in southeast pennsylvania to film his latest movie (the village). i was instructed to lie to anyone asking about any movies being filmed, not to bother any cast members, etc. etc.
fast forward a few months and the whole thing has become routine, sigourney weaver would come down to the produce stand to buy some lunch and tell people she heard she looks like sigourney weaver all the time. a good friend who was working for me at the time was driving one of our fleet of pick-up trucks at a high rate of speed around the farm and i was riding shotgun. we were hauling a full load of something and had lots of momentum going, and as he whipped around a corner, there was an indian gentleman standing in the middle of the road drinking a glass of wine and talking on a cell phone. my friend jumped on the breaks and we screeched to a halt literally inches from the man. he looked extremely shaken, gave us a grateful/apologetic wave and vanished into a nearby building.
two weeks later the event was largely forgotten until my boss asked me if i was aware that i'd nearly killed a famous director. he'd talked with mr. night about it and he was very happy to be unharmed.
moral of the story: i could have prevented The Happening AND The Last Airbender from existing. but fate, how cruel thy threads.
Screw you Japan doesn't care about your silly endings. Japan has far more strange metaphysical endings.
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