And to think all these actors started in karaoke videos. I bet none of them ever expected they'd be where they are today.

If there was ever a fad in video games that really deserved it's being kicked to the curb, the FMV craze was it. Repetitive and limited "gameplay", community theater rejects and actors too Z-list for direct-to-VHS flicks hamming it up on cheap sets or bad greenscreened backgrounds, lousy graphics - just awful all around.

Of course, my younger self played several of these before it dawned inside my dim skull that these games might not be so great.

"way too good lookin' for jail" basically means "a perfect commodity in jail"

In a perfect world, all entertainment would be the Broken Pixels group playing American Lasers titles.

her name is anna braga

This is how every kinect game will look in a couple of months,

my favorite part of this game was when a guy pops up from behind a barrel and you shoot him, and then the same guy wearing the same clothes comes up from the barrel again but this time he's waving his hands in surrender and you die if you shoot him.

The only way you could explain video games to old people was by calling them interactive movies.