I wish Risk came with Eastern European floozies.

There's no beating the strange you can get in the Ukrainian army!

It would have been better if the army guys asked for everyone's papers and then shot everyone who didn't comply.

Might as well have all the fun you can before the Russians throw you in prison camp.

Six stars if Don Cossacks appeared and they gunned them down.

Service in the Ukraine army involves joyriding in tanks to pick up strange, and then clocking out to head to a club.

Here, drink from this vase.

I like that even the pretty girls that they use to lure men into the army are dressed in shitty clothes cause it's still the Ukraine.

How old did you think this was until the web site address comes up at the end?

I think I could dig being in the Ukraine, fast and easy with human rights and morals is how I like to play my war games too.

lol. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvbatkusy18&feature=related

Dupe. For shame, all of you.

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=17992