noticing the sunglasses tattooed on the back of his head at 6:20 is weird

I'm not giving this a 5 because a translation would make this 10 times better.

This is probably 10:00 longer than it needs to be for you to get the gist of the tats, but man.

so is he a prostitute or something? Do gay prostitutes have business cards in Germany?

Tattooist should be shot for letting someone want that.

what

I've seen these pictures around, figures that he'd be german

Mr. Cool Ice should be a living legend.

M r. C oo L ICE