fluffy 
Sometimes, jandrew don't need to do anything at all.
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baleen
This was the kinda fluffy space opera stuff that made my virgin preteen self hate this show. It didn't help that every spin off the show was pure this.
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Syd Midnight Kirk called the old "stabbed in the heart" story a Ball Four Maneuver because it puts you on first base. Picard took a lot of shuttle trips so he could try it out on the entire bridge crew one at a time to see which ones would put their hand on his chest then kiss him.
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TheSupafly
Unsurprisingly, not an edit.
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roughnready66
zzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Dread Pirate Roberts
Could use some clever editing. A few missing lines, move a few words around, and you have picard telling the story about how he was gang rapped.
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La Loco
He lol'd!
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Rape Van Winkle
If Wesley Crusher gets impaled by a burly alien, it won't be with a knife.
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duck&cover
Tuna fish. Extra mayo.
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godot Dr. Maplewood? Would it be all right if I ate this tomorrow?
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Scrotum H. Vainglorious
Anti collision beacon in the middle of nowhere.
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Hooker
It may be because this scene is insanely boring, but I can't help but be distracted by the hideously 90s art Starfleet apparently decided to decorate the insides of their shuttlecraft with. How depressing that the decade I grew up in has, like all the ones before it, become so tacky.
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cognitivedissonance
I could never quite figure out to which demographic Wesley was supposed to appeal to. Kids? Naw, he's too boring to appeal to kids. Women? He's not attractive enough.
And now we know: pedophiles.
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FeeFiFoFoTheFifeFifeBrown
Yeah, it's uneventful and Wesley sucks, but I have to say: I really like how approachable Picard comes off here. It's news to me. More of that and this show may have been watchable.
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TheQuakeSoldier
I never knew Rachel Maddow was on Star Trek.
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boner
Just imagine the guy off-camera holding the spit bucket.
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Candlejackv616
5 for how boring it is and Wesleys eager young cadet-ish behavior, but where exactly is this "seductive" sandwich eating you speak of?
All I saw was Picard just eating a sandwich, maybe the dialogue if edited right as one poster said, could come across like he was talking about fucking some dudes, but seriously it looked like he was just eating a sandwich!?
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garcet71283
All those replicators and the best they could do are bologna sandwiches.
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sosage
Tuna and coffee...delicious!
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