They weren't even hiding the fact that D&D was primarily for dorks

Use your lightning bolt!

One star off for the unrealisticness of there being a girl there.

Then the dwarf stabbed everyone and took all the gold.

Not just one girl, but TWO. They're D&D types, though.

i bet if those girls just took off the enourmous glasses they would suddenly be supermodels.

"Quick, decisive move"...obviously has never seen a geek argue for 2 hours over a rule interpetation

Yes, there are girls in the ad, but they're intentionally kinda homely, so it works.

If the cartoon's meant to represent the game they're playing, both girls are playing male characters

I think one of the girls is Jamie gertz.

Your Dungeon Master is wearing a goddamn stupid sweater!

If I hadn't been in diapers in '83, I'd have been trying to get my family to play within a week.

I dunno... pigtail girl probably cleans up pretty good

the gateway to satanic worship.

VICTORY IS YOURS

NOW KNIFE YOUR FRIENDS AND TAKE THEIR GOLD

Martin Starr at -18.

-1 for killing a red dragon with a single lightning bolt to the face. That's unrealistic gameplay. Also, the DM is happy that the players won? What? And it shows that D&D applies to not only girls with glasses but also girls with pigtails!