Syd Midnight My first thought was "This is worse than the Amiga game from 1990"
Caminante Nocturno Help the Three Stooges avoid eviction by clicking on every parrot you see. Parrots are how they paid the rent back when the Three Stooges weren't all DEAD!
duck&cover Go easy on him, Moe, he aint got health insurance.
Severian It's amazing how much shit they crammed into 56 seconds of a game.
Xenocide Larry and Moe keep trying to cover up their awkward makeout sessions by explaining them as "pretty funny pranks." Curly isn't fooled, but he knows that if he says something they won't let him watch anymore.