If these guys can't do it, parents don't have a chance.
The Terran player's base has a weak rear, he really should build some turrets back there.
Wait, some gamers just beat back some gangsters? How many Bawls did they drink first?
Can you imagine how embarrassing his time in jail will be?
Q: "What are you in for?"
A: "Attempted robbery. I got my ass whupped by some cracker who looked like the pillsbury doughboy."
It's important to note that these "gangsters" were customers of this place as well, which means on the cinematic scale of criminals they're more Office Space than Goodfellas.
They're "ethnic" and therefore on the upper scale of pure terror to someone like Enjoy.
|Dr Dim |
THEY TRIED TO TAKE HIS DS... AND HE WASN'T HAVING THAT.
It's like they tried to stick up Chris-Chan.
Do autists have 'tard strength? I guess we know now.
I don't think it's worth trying to explain, "Don't be a hero" to guys who spend all of their free time pretending to be just that.
"Everybody, two skinny guys are attacking our friend while the eight of us just stand around! I mean, we could easily overpower them, even though they're not white. What should we do??"
Who the fuck tries to rob a gaming center? Jesus Christ. They win the award for the most stupid robbery attempt ever.
Gotta watch out for those chubby dudes. Under that gut is usually some muscle. I mean, we ... er they have to lug their own fat asses around all day.
The punch that knocks the glasses off is the best thing ever.
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