It's a different thing.

Good whiskey is prepared differently from bad whiskey, and for a different amount of time. Good whiskey is different from bad whiskey.

Good vodka exists because someone noticed there was no vodka available in the "super premium" price range, so people starting putting different labels and price tags on regular vodka.

In the case of grey goose, it was the same guy who first imported and popularized jagermeister. It's made in France because he owed the property of a failed brewery there. It's called Grey Goose because he already owned rights to the name.

Seriously, this isn't a representation of an alcoholic, this is a representation of a depressed guy who drinks.

All aboard the Night Train Express!

I'm glad that I'm merely a depressed guy who drinks.

How many old olds?

I prefer small batch bourbon. Good on the rocks and a lot cheaper than scotch.

I drink the kind of whiskey you put in soda. But it's a tv show, they should have used something rare. Create a little mystery.

I only drink the oakiest of malts.

I only drink shit whiskey. When I shelled out extra clams for a fine single malt, it tasted like a fucking peat bog.

several million Scots might beg to differ.