StanleyPain 
drinking is cool yo
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Explodotron
How can he pop his collar when he's not wearing one?
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Severian
Alcohol abuse.
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Scynne
Livers, brains. Useless shit yo.
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Bindar_Dundat
Puking upwards is the way to do it.
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memedumpster
This, ladies and gentlemen, is a douchebag. Best possible use of the "handicapped" symbol.
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pineapplejuicer his R's are too sharply pronounced, this is a trust fund baby with a practice douchebag air. trust me, i'm from delaware.
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SolRo
If you're going to waste alchohol just use some cheap shit, asshole.
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TeenerTot
Who is more stupid, the idiot who chugs & pukes, or the idiot who holds a bag for him?
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Quad9Damage And then she stands there and continues getting vomited on. She becomes his human vomit wall. It's depressing, actually.
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fluffy "Oh my god I hit you I'm sorry"
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dek863
Obviously people who have never drunk hard liquor before.
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Mike Tyson?!
This is what I think of when you guys give me shit for not drinking.
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hornung
this bro is way too awesome for you losers.
quit patronizing him.
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Naugaskins None of that even hit his blood. It's all on the floor.
For most nondouchebags, this would've been sobering. He's totally going back at it next weekend though.
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Frank Rizzo
that bottle was totally ready.
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Doomstein
He scream-vomited 80 proof liquor into his own eyes. How could I not five star this?
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RocketBlender
That's patron silver! If they got it cheap, this video cost nearly $40.
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Quad9Damage
For fuck's sake.. not only does he film himself trying some Jackass-style shit when he can't even do it right, he edits it and puts the goddamn thing on Youtube. This guy must want people to ridicule him.
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ShiftlessRastus
If he wanted to look smart, he could have edited this into a performance art piece wherein he is commenting on how the Citizens With Disabilities Act is actually taking power and dignity away from disabled Americans by coddling them with privilege.
This edit is more artistic.
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mantang0
the best part is a few seconds into the attempted chug when the realization of imminent failure hits his tiny brain
i take it back. 2:43 seals the deal
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pastorofmuppets
I hope his new bro nickname is Gallagher.
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Enjoy
viral marketing
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Sivak
Honestly?
That's what you get for drinking Patron.
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garcet71283
Sometime in this man's future, he is going to fail an interview because of this video. And it will be beautiful.
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SolRo Way to make horrible HR practices have an upside.
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kwash
This is an amazing thing. This has made me so happy.
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chumbucket
his stomach has a great way of saying "No."
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twinkieafternoon
"I didn't do it."
No. No you didn't.
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dueserpenti
So his body tried to protect him from fatally poisoning himself. I would have gone the other way.
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pastorofmuppets That or the coke dripping down his sinuses put his gag reflex on overdrive.
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JimL2
"So have you, like, practiced this?"
"No, but how hard can it be?"
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JimL2 Just for anyone too lazy to do the math: A 750ml bottle of 40% ABV alcohol is the equivalent of around 17 cans of beer, or 7 shots of everclear. Let's say this guy is around 200lb, which is a conservatively heavy estimate. Consuming that amount of alcohol at once would cause his BAC to shoot to around 0.39. The LD50 (dosage resulting in the death of 50% of the populations) for humans is 0.40. His body would have to metabolize at a normal rate for ~20 hours before he was below the legal limit to drive in the US; ~26 hours for his BAC to return to 0.0.
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THA SUGAH RAIN
Kids, if you feel the necessity to chug an alcoholic beverage or literally funnel it into your mouth hole through a tube, use beer. You can chug beer for days and you will either puke it up or metabolize it. If you chug or funnel straight liquor, you will die. I have seen it fucking happen. Do not funnel straight liquor.
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