drinking is cool yo
How can he pop his collar when he's not wearing one?
Livers, brains. Useless shit yo.
Puking upwards is the way to do it.
This, ladies and gentlemen, is a douchebag. Best possible use of the "handicapped" symbol.
his R's are too sharply pronounced, this is a trust fund baby with a practice douchebag air. trust me, i'm from delaware.
If you're going to waste alchohol just use some cheap shit, asshole.
Who is more stupid, the idiot who chugs & pukes, or the idiot who holds a bag for him?
And then she stands there and continues getting vomited on. She becomes his human vomit wall. It's depressing, actually.
"Oh my god I hit you I'm sorry"
Obviously people who have never drunk hard liquor before.
|Mike Tyson?! |
This is what I think of when you guys give me shit for not drinking.
this bro is way too awesome for you losers.
quit patronizing him.
None of that even hit his blood. It's all on the floor.
For most nondouchebags, this would've been sobering. He's totally going back at it next weekend though.
|Frank Rizzo |
that bottle was totally ready.
He scream-vomited 80 proof liquor into his own eyes. How could I not five star this?
That's patron silver! If they got it cheap, this video cost nearly $40.
For fuck's sake.. not only does he film himself trying some Jackass-style shit when he can't even do it right, he edits it and puts the goddamn thing on Youtube. This guy must want people to ridicule him.
If he wanted to look smart, he could have edited this into a performance art piece wherein he is commenting on how the Citizens With Disabilities Act is actually taking power and dignity away from disabled Americans by coddling them with privilege.
This edit is more artistic.
the best part is a few seconds into the attempted chug when the realization of imminent failure hits his tiny brain
i take it back. 2:43 seals the deal
I hope his new bro nickname is Gallagher.
That's what you get for drinking Patron.
Sometime in this man's future, he is going to fail an interview because of this video. And it will be beautiful.
Way to make horrible HR practices have an upside.
This is an amazing thing. This has made me so happy.
his stomach has a great way of saying "No."
"I didn't do it."
No. No you didn't.
So his body tried to protect him from fatally poisoning himself. I would have gone the other way.
That or the coke dripping down his sinuses put his gag reflex on overdrive.
"So have you, like, practiced this?"
"No, but how hard can it be?"
Just for anyone too lazy to do the math: A 750ml bottle of 40% ABV alcohol is the equivalent of around 17 cans of beer, or 7 shots of everclear. Let's say this guy is around 200lb, which is a conservatively heavy estimate. Consuming that amount of alcohol at once would cause his BAC to shoot to around 0.39. The LD50 (dosage resulting in the death of 50% of the populations) for humans is 0.40. His body would have to metabolize at a normal rate for ~20 hours before he was below the legal limit to drive in the US; ~26 hours for his BAC to return to 0.0.
|THA SUGAH RAIN |
Kids, if you feel the necessity to chug an alcoholic beverage or literally funnel it into your mouth hole through a tube, use beer. You can chug beer for days and you will either puke it up or metabolize it. If you chug or funnel straight liquor, you will die. I have seen it fucking happen. Do not funnel straight liquor.
God bless you, "today in history" poetv feature.
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