Molestation Cat is just practicing for when he finds some sweet, underaged pussy.

"You have a kind face..."

Help I can't stop touching things, the crushed face I've been bred into has made me retarded.

Oh my god.

Have you felt this box?

Needs the "incessant prodding" tag.

My cat does this to the edge of the bedsheets every night. It's really annoying. Cats are the best.

Charles has a touching problem.

The cat here used to come into my room to touch the cardboard box I had. When I threw it out oh man he was piiiiiiissed.

This is just the cat's way of telling you to clean up the fucking garbage in your living room already.

Cat does indeed touch stuff.

You know that's the motion they make when they're burying their shit, right?

Utterly stupid and I didn't stop chuckling throughout.

"No body here... nope, the body's not here either.. or here... this lump in the bed might be...? Oh... no, not here either.."