goat 
It was a hassle to get to but worth it just for the guy admitting he couldn't get it up on national tv.
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chumbucket
he said "the whole nine" and then just steers the ship into the iceberg after that.
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THA SUGAH RAIN
Things not to say on a first date:
1.) Compare your ex girlfriend to a parasitic insect
2.) Tell your date you had already made up an insulting name for her, too, but now that you felt her up, you won't do that any more.
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mashedtater
i hope the woman who blew up like a tick was the one who blinded him
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fatatty
I love that the least horrible thing he did was grope her entire body and face in the first 5 seconds.
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memedumpster
"It was the only way to get away from this guy" may be the first unassailable reason to get as fat as possible as quickly as possible.
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Rosebeekee
She should have grabbed his dick, twisted it and told him she expected him to be bigger.
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baleen
MURDER.
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Riskbreaker
Classy.
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StanleyPain
Funny, but I don't think I can get behind the "biggest douchebag" claim. I think, personally, that honor goes to right-wing, nutbag journalist John Ziegler's appearance on New Dating Story:
http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=61083
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ADnova
He's gay, right? That way he just seems sassy, and explains a few other issues.
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pastorofmuppets He's getting paid by a reality show to act zany, so there's really no reason why he'd *have* to be straight.
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Rodents of Unusual Size
I was picturing nosedive sounds even before she called it out as a nosedive.
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