It was a hassle to get to but worth it just for the guy admitting he couldn't get it up on national tv.
he said "the whole nine" and then just steers the ship into the iceberg after that.
|THA SUGAH RAIN |
Things not to say on a first date:
1.) Compare your ex girlfriend to a parasitic insect
2.) Tell your date you had already made up an insulting name for her, too, but now that you felt her up, you won't do that any more.
i hope the woman who blew up like a tick was the one who blinded him
I love that the least horrible thing he did was grope her entire body and face in the first 5 seconds.
"It was the only way to get away from this guy" may be the first unassailable reason to get as fat as possible as quickly as possible.
She should have grabbed his dick, twisted it and told him she expected him to be bigger.
Funny, but I don't think I can get behind the "biggest douchebag" claim. I think, personally, that honor goes to right-wing, nutbag journalist John Ziegler's appearance on New Dating Story:
He's gay, right? That way he just seems sassy, and explains a few other issues.
He's getting paid by a reality show to act zany, so there's really no reason why he'd *have* to be straight.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
I was picturing nosedive sounds even before she called it out as a nosedive.
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