And that's the most I'll ever see of Jersey Shore.

Maybe I haven't watched enough/any Jersey Shore, but I didn't understand what was happening.

I enjoy crossing cultural boundaries.

I've never seen Jersey Shore but damn, China is making me appreciate our culture in ways I never imagined possible.

Just so I am clear, her diet consisted of dick?

But Snookie got punched in a bar, not on the street!

I like how proud Obama is of his 10% tax.