I love these videos quite a bit more than I feel comfortable with.
5:32 - The opossum is at first overwhelmed by the hypnosis, feeling its mind slip away into the abysm and slowly be replaced by the will of its would-be harpy master...
5:42 - But wait! ...Struggle... to survive... must struggle... to exist! AWAY, VILE SHE-DEVIL!
So that's what I've been doing wrong.
Yeah, we wouldn't want to block their natural chi and everything.
I'm still amazed at how serious yet seemingly-self-aware this woman is.
I love how pissy she gets at 5:42
Yeah, she seems like the kind of lady who would be into massaging weird animals. For spiritual reasons, I bet, and totally not because no man has ever naively loved her without shame.
|Nyms Lives! |
The only proper way to massage an opossum is to grip the neck with both hands and clench as tight as you can for several minutes.
**IMPORTANT NOTE** Opossums will often appear dead when not actually so, so be sure to check for residual chi before releasing your grip.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
very good video. Now I know how to do this in my own home!
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