*facepalm*

"we werent doing anything wrong for screaming the national anthem for 47 straight minutes."

willing to bet foxnews even trucked the students over there for this shit.

At the end there, when Steve Doocy is talking about how big government can sometimes lose sight of what's important, he is of course referring to "Big Government", the overweight African-American caretaker of the Lincoln Memorial, who is known not only for his impressive girth, but for his rather myopic adherence to the rules.

louder and prouder.

The National Anthem is a vile imperialist war anthem and should be replaced.

Fox news needs about 100 people in their building lobby singing the star-spangled banner on repeat plus a camera crew to film it.

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evan's last name suits him

At least it wasn't "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall."

Hmmm. Perhaps keeping the monument a solemn and dignified place was their goal, and not to have a bunch of off-key retards who probably fucked up the words to the song, using it as a political stunt against "big government".

OOOOOOOH SAAAAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEEE/THERE ARE BUUUGS ALL OOOOVER MEEEEEE/SOOOOOO PLEASE TAKE A FEEEEW/CAUUSE I GOT THEM FROM YOU TOOOOOOO

yeah that national parks service is such an enormous overfunded bureaucracy that is totally about stifling civil rights and preventing people from developing every single square foot of this country into a gigantic shopping mall

ROOOOOCK FLAAAAAG and EEEEEEAAAAGLEEEE!!!

A bunch of alley cats hold an illegal demonstration outside of my window every night, but I don't tell them to shut up because I respect their FREEDOM.