Frank Rizzo
infinistars

baleen

The funny thing is Republicans love bringing that humiliation back by themselves, replacing Reagan with Kennedy. Whenever its touted that Obama's approval ratings are much higher than Reagan's during Reagan's recession years, for instance.

cognitivedissonance
They basically just REALLY REALLY REALLY want monarchy back. Maybe if we give them a meaningless figurehead, they'll leave us alone?

Caminante Nocturno
I've started to suspect that a lot of it is done largely out of bitter spite.

kingarthur
Well, they've certainly worked their fear-magic on me. I'm terrified one of the bastards will actually get into office.

Bort
You're looking at it all wrong. When you and I evaluate candidates, we want someone who can identify a problem, weigh alternatives, and choose a course of action that can effectively deal with the problem. Let's call that overall capability "competence". The GOP hasn't been about competence since 1998 or even earlier; their game is selling their platform, whether or not it tracks with reality, and the one trait a candidate needs is the ability to confidently say anything the sales pitch requires, no matter how insane.

John Holmes Motherfucker
I see an airport men's room in this guy's future.

roughnready66
The GOP is a party of celebrity. They're big on actors, war heroes, and famous children. It's what you have to do when reason and common sense are not on your side.

pastorofmuppets
september 11, 2001

Toenails
I thought it was a poem...


My Commercial, by Ben Qualye

Barak Obama is the worst president in history
My Generation will inherent a weakened country
Drug Cartels in Mexico
Tax Cartels in D.C.
What happened to America?
I love Arizona,
I was raised right
Somebody has to go Washington,
and knock the hell out of the place.

My Name is Ben Qualye, and I approved this message.



...I'm not an Creative Writing teacher so I won't grade it, but it's not any worse than the poems I wrote in college.

wtf japan
*finger snaps*

dek863
If Ayn Rand wrote poetry it would be exactly like this and exactly this bad.

glenn
No, it's exactly like Anakin, complete with the date rapist stare.