Shouldn't it be a hyper-sexualized attractive female?

Hey! It's Indian Luis Guzman!

When attacked by bad guys, you must throw them through glass signs and panels. If no glass panel is available, a brick wall can be substituted. (Brick walls of arbitrary height and length can be found in random locations.) Also acceptable are metal barriers, barrels of water, and fruit carts. When using fruit carts, spilled fruit must be collected and reorganized in a neat pile before the very next shot. Please use extreme care when using windows and windshields of motor vehicles, as these are known to gather excessive linear and angular momentum for no reason.

If the Wachowskis remake the Matrix with this chick as Neo, all will be forgiven.

Holy shit this is amazing. And there's more on youtube.