kingarthur My only regret is that this does not include the full confrontation with the snake, wherein our hero, Lando, TIES THE SNAKE IN A KNOT AND STEPS ON IT.
Hooker This doesn't even have my two favourite scenes:
1) Satan and his demon henchmen show up at a village to fuck with them (seen at 0:18 in). One villager gets fed up and backtalks Satan, so he commands a demon to deal with the villager. The demon produces a handgun and shoots the villager.
2) That snake he was bitch-slapping is eventually dispatched with when he ties it into a knot and throws it like a sissy at the wall.
revdrew This could have been five times longer and still would have only contained a small sliver of what makes this film awesome.