Sanest Man Alive Jerks don't even tell you what day it is when they kill you. Fuckin' ninjas.
Ursa_minor Teaching at a community college definitely comes with a few risks.
Archon Five for having a headband with the word Nin-Ja on it. Just in case you didn't know what was trying to kill you.
BHWW Fortunately, ninja-related attacks have gone down since the 1980s.
Cratovic Yea, but unfortunately we've had a surge of Pirate related attacks, since the loss of their natural enemies allowed them to propagate so well.
memedumpster Confirmed ninja related attacks have gone down, but what if there is no sickness, no disease, and no death except ninjas?
Rodents of Unusual Size We'll have to wait until the robots can evolve to the point where they subjugate our ninja masters.
memedumpster So basically, robot-pirate-ninja are the inevitable future evolution of life on earth.
Adramelech The noise he makes at 0:18 sounds exactly like a Street Fighter character getting knocked out. I can only conclude this is the sound everyone makes when being killed by a ninja.
Nyms Lives! This is what happens when a city is cuts its ninja eradication programs from the budget. If you don't want this to happen for you, vote for me for District 4 Councilman, and I promise I will fight to keep you safe from random ninja attacks!
Spit Spingola I like how guy #2 enters the frame by jumping in.
theSnake throwing stars are expensive, always attempt to retrieve them unless interrupted
SteamPoweredKleenex That one apparently cauterizes wounds instantly and doesn't cause further cuts along the arms of anyone trying to lower the victim to the ground.
Or am I expecting WAY too much, here?
Buggerman This ninja adds insult to injury by wearing a bright orange ninja suit.
Rodents of Unusual Size He just got out of ninja jail. Doing backflips is a great way to exercise while picking up trash on the side of highways.
Harveyjames My favorite thing about these movies was always the headbands that said 'NIN [picture of a ninja] JA'
Caminante Nocturno I want to buy a big crate of those headbands and send them back in time to my 12-year-old self.
Zarathustra00 There are so many great things in this clip, but my stars still have to go to the preload image.
Koda Maja I think this is probably how I would react if confronted by a ninja.
Squeamish If these movies have taught me anything, it's that the 80's were a lawless time of wandering ninjas ready to strike at anyone - and anything.
I am so glad all the anti-ninja legislation was introduced in 1991.
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