|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Welp, I hope they let me take my fireproof longjohns when I go to Hell.
|wtf japan |
Pudgequita is the only ballet I've ever been able to sit through.
Dance of the Cinnabon fairies
Wow. I think I consider fat people contemptuous.
Anyway, ha ha ha. Five stars.
It's like pudding in motion.
|asian hick |
You monsters. She clearly suffers from earmites.
|Koda Maja |
It thinks it's people.
Seriously though, she's only trying to do something she probably really enjoys and also may have actually injured herself. The actual fall isn't even that comical. There is no reason for us to be making a spectacle of this woman.
I won't judge too harshly, since my own initial instinct was to post a dehumanizing insult.
I stage managed and assistant stage managed a few dance concerts in my day. I found this hysterical for two reasons:
1) I have seen plenty of fat dancers who are very, very good and attempt harder jumps than this and succeed.
2) I have also seen dancers injure themselves or fall flat on their face. You do the best you can to get up and remove yourself (if you must/can) with dignity, not lie down crying like the fat kid who had the skateboard thrown at him.
She handled this in the worst way possible.
She must be crying from embarrassment because there is no way she felt any pain through that thick blubber coating.
She should have played that off as part of the dance.
It looks like she didn't fall as much as her leg just buckled under her own weight.
Didn't she know where was a possibility of this happening?
Makes my knees hurt.
Needs an edit with a sniper taking out her kneecap.
Haha, doing stuff. Just lie down and wait to die fatty.
I'm not laughing because she's fat or that she fell or that she's fat and fell.
I'm laughing at the polite applause and the closing curtains.
And maybe a little at her tears.
The curtain makes it worse, although that probably wasn't the intent.
|Robert DeNegro |
Thank goodness there's no strategically placed fart sound 'cuz the stars, they don't go to six.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Beyond the fatness, the fall, the curtain, the music cutting off, and the applause, there's also the fact that there were people going "WHOO!" while applauding.
I don't see why everyone has this strange feeling to qualify their reactions. When a person's dreams are crushed underneath the weight of their own ass, it's fucking funny.
As uplifting as it is to see someone succeed against all odds, there's a queasy feeling in my gut. It's either nacho salad or it's the fact that the world makes a little less sense. Her failure is in accordance with my expectations, and there's a petty satisfaction that comes with this.
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