kingarthur
That wikipedia entry is aspie-tastic.

mashedtater
"Common criticisms include that the film was not gripping enough, having a weak storyline, having generally unrealistic deaths, weak dialogue and unconvincing special effects."

NewHeavenSalesman
The level of detail of plot summaries for incredibly shitty horror films on Wikipedia is simply astounding.

Also, it might have been a different book, but I listened to an audiobook about a killer elevator when I was ten.

Still sad there has not been a film called "hellivator" yet.