|Johnny Madhouse |
Really, though. Who DIDN'T see that coming?
The zoo is just his part-time gig until Conan returns to TBS this fall.
Actually no, this is clearly what happened to him after Conan ended, Conan can no longer do that bit because it technically is owned by NBC. In his national tour he had a Panda that had a similar routine though and apparently that's different enough that they can't be sued.
|Binro the Heretic |
Clearly, ear mites are to blame.
Sexy, sexy ear mites.
Kids are scarred for life...
Or until they find out how helpful masturbation is.
no spoilers is cool and all but the video should really be called "bear masturbates in prison"
because good things come in bears
That's how I make myself happy, too.
Smokey's post hibernation check list:
1. Wake up
2. Maul dong
The bear clearly has dick-mites. Dammit, why can't these people just understand what animals are trying to tell them? It's as plain as day. dick-mites will actually burrow into the animal's brain if they are left untreated long enough. This is just animal cruelty, plain and simple. They should all be fired and then infected with dick-mites.
Needs a 'petting zoo' tag.
|Hammer Falls |
I like the lean forward afterwards.
"Awright, time to start the day."
He's got a good technique going there.
Grip the foot, stretch the claws back and pat pat pat.
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