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Desc:He doesn't believe in hitting with his fist
Category:Educational, Humor
Tags:survivalism, spasticated, 21 foot rule guy, just hangin out
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Comment count is 23
Scynne - 2010-08-22
I would love to "just hang out" with this guy for a day or two.
pineapplejuicer - 2010-08-22
but you might get slapped and/or stabbed if youre within 21 feet

if i could change my username, it would be Just Hangin' Out

Adham Nu'man - 2010-08-23
I'd change my username to "22 feet long Penis"

Wander - 2010-08-22
No fucking way he has his own shirt, I can't believe that.
kennydra - 2010-08-22

fluffy - 2010-08-23
cafepress blows Wander's mind

phalsebob - 2010-08-22
He's like that guy in my martial arts class who was way into simulating "real combat conditions", except that guy had a PhD in mathematics and could work out at which point things were getting stupid.
Syd Midnight - 2010-08-22
To me "real combat conditions" would be where you start the fight lying on the ground semi-conscious and bleeding and getting the shit kicked out of you, because if you get to choose where and when a fight starts, you should start it on the back of someone's head when they're not looking for best results.

kingofthenothing - 2010-08-23
True enough. Action is faster than reaction. All the would be tough guys would be better off just toning down the intensity level a bit and enjoying life. Take a walk in the park, visit a beach around sunset. That kind of thing.

Breaking stuff's a fun hobby but he's doing it all wrong. Too structured. Too much anger. He should go with the flow.

Millard - 2010-08-22
Man, the guy from Time Chasers got really angry in middle age.
Caminante Nocturno - 2010-08-22
I was going to say he looked like the "OH MY GOD!" kid from Troll 2 grown up.

This guy is a b-movie character come to life.

Rodents of Unusual Size - 2010-08-23
Stars for you guys.

Except for the fact that he is a gigantic manchild and at least the kid from Troll 2 was good for something (being eaten)

Caminante Nocturno - 2010-08-22
I'm going to go ahead and hit it with a stick.
Jet Bin Fever - 2010-08-23
Why waste a perfectly good afternoon melon beating?

roughnready66 - 2010-08-22
This guy has kids?! Or is that swing set there strictly for decorative purposes?
Oktay - 2010-08-23
I'm guessing he's either planning ahead as always, or he grew up in that house and stayed there after his parents "moved to Florida."

standard8mm - 2010-08-23
1. If you condition your bones or know how to hit right, hitting with the fist is no problem.

2. He doesn't take into account other fighting styles, Mui Thai (shins, knees, elbows), Kung Fu (usually palm, circular motions), or even something like Aikido.

3. What a waste of a watermelon. I'm currently not in the states and something half that size would cost me .

I want to 'just hangout' with this guy or at least stand 21 feet away.
RocketBlender - 2010-08-23
I never understood how watermelons got that expensive in some locations outside the states. The only way they'll be priced that is if someone's willing to drop that kind of cash for one, which seems crazy. I mean, I really like watermelon, don't get me wrong, but there's no way I'd ever spend on one. If I'm going to spend that much on a single food item, it's going to be some Kobe steaks, or a side of Ahi tuna, maybe a lobster or prime rib or a nice bottle of liquor.

There's a lot of great stuff you could get with is my point, buying a single melon seems nuts.

La Loco - 2010-08-23
What is "just hang out" code for? Suddenly I feel guilty for taking for granted how affordable watermelon is in the us. God bless this country.

RocketBlender - 2010-08-23
It's really terrible in Japan especially. Being a string of islands with a lot of mountains and heavy development anywhere it's possible to build things, there's just not space enough for something like a watermelon patch (they take up a LOT of room, I'm sure you'd guess.) It's one of the reasons melon flavored drinks, candies, and other products are so popular there.

Which brings me back to my original point: you could stock your pantry with melon flavored stuff for the price of a small, flavorless, underripe one. Who buys these things at those prices?

spikestoyiu - 2010-08-23
World class strikers break their hands often enough; it's always a possibility. The idea of "conditioning" the tiny bones in your hand for it is pretty unrealistic, but so is Aikido, which is essentially LARPing.

pineapplejuicer - 2010-08-23
five for spikestoyiu calling aikido larping. i watched my muay thai instructor and an aikido "grandmaster" go at it a while ago and the only thing that was better than the aikido guy quitting after getting kicked in the knee twice was the muay thai guy asking him if he wanted to take his dress off before the match.

Rape Van Winkle - 2010-08-23
"I'm gonna go ahead and hit it with a stick, since I already hit it with something else."

Words to live by.
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