I would love to "just hang out" with this guy for a day or two.
but you might get slapped and/or stabbed if youre within 21 feet
if i could change my username, it would be Just Hangin' Out
No fucking way he has his own shirt, I can't believe that.
He's like that guy in my martial arts class who was way into simulating "real combat conditions", except that guy had a PhD in mathematics and could work out at which point things were getting stupid.
Man, the guy from Time Chasers got really angry in middle age.
I was going to say he looked like the "OH MY GOD!" kid from Troll 2 grown up.
This guy is a b-movie character come to life.
|Caminante Nocturno |
I'm going to go ahead and hit it with a stick.
This guy has kids?! Or is that swing set there strictly for decorative purposes?
1. If you condition your bones or know how to hit right, hitting with the fist is no problem.
2. He doesn't take into account other fighting styles, Mui Thai (shins, knees, elbows), Kung Fu (usually palm, circular motions), or even something like Aikido.
3. What a waste of a watermelon. I'm currently not in the states and something half that size would cost me $40.
I want to 'just hangout' with this guy or at least stand 21 feet away.
It's really terrible in Japan especially. Being a string of islands with a lot of mountains and heavy development anywhere it's possible to build things, there's just not space enough for something like a watermelon patch (they take up a LOT of room, I'm sure you'd guess.) It's one of the reasons melon flavored drinks, candies, and other products are so popular there.
Which brings me back to my original point: you could stock your pantry with melon flavored stuff for the price of a small, flavorless, underripe one. Who buys these things at those prices?
World class strikers break their hands often enough; it's always a possibility. The idea of "conditioning" the tiny bones in your hand for it is pretty unrealistic, but so is Aikido, which is essentially LARPing.
|Rape Van Winkle |
"I'm gonna go ahead and hit it with a stick, since I already hit it with something else."
Words to live by.
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