|RocketBlender - 2010-08-22 |
5 stars that "i will amend these tags later when less drunk" is an active tag.
i was honestly going to change it but didn't know that was a tag, so now obviously i can't
Except it's not. The tag just links to two instances of this video.
yeah how did that happen? go forth and link, my brethren
|Oktay - 2010-08-22 |
I see a flaw with his plan: what if you're attacked while you're shampooing your head, and your eyes are closed? Luckily, I don't just point out problems, I also offer solutions: goggles.
|facek - 2010-08-22 |
Has he stopped to think of the danger of surrounding himself with the potential tools of his demise?
I'm curious about what kind of woman is happy with having daggers tucked away in every nook and cranny of her home. Like, next to the toilet paper roll, under the coffee table, between the magazines, on the arms of all the chairs.
Because, he has a wife, right?.....right?
|freedoom - 2010-08-22 |
Ya know, i carry a knife with me but it's not for self defense. It's to open boxes, cut cord and what ever else may arise. A guy pulls a gun on me and i'll give him my wallet. You are more likely to survive a robbery if you just comply with the robber.
Also, what the fuck are you going to do if you are attacked in the shower? you are wet, naked and soapy and the other guy has the element of surprise.
|Adramelech - 2010-08-22 |
It's easy to cover your home in dangerous weapons when you don't have any of those pesky girlfriends or children roaming around preventing you from training for the Obamacare riots.
|Comeuppance - 2010-08-22 |
This guy is so prepared for someone to come unarmed into his house and try to strangle him.
This is a guy worried about the bogeyman.
|heyitslozeau - 2010-08-22 |
Hey, if I was a guy who's hands, self admittedly couldnt dent a beer can, I'd keep a knife in the shower too.
|erratic - 2010-08-22 |
Yes, a knife with no hilt when your hands are most likely to be soapy and slippery, perfect
|FeeFiFoFoTheFifeFifeBrown - 2010-08-22 |
You know, if somebody wants me dead in my own bathroom that bad, I'm just gonna let them have it. They clearly want me dead much more than I want me alive. Who am I to argue against that?
|themilkshark - 2010-08-22 |
Wow, this guy must be scared 100% of the time.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2010-08-22 |
I feel bad for his neighbors.
|Chancho - 2010-08-22 |
What's he afraid of? Ass rape or soap theft?
Soap on a rape.
|Caminante Nocturno - 2010-08-22 |
I knew it! Cold Steel customer!
|Vestigial Johnson - 2010-08-23 |
More likely than any attack will be that he drops the knife mid-showering, and slices up his feet to the tune of his singing Huey Lewis' "The Power of Love".
Later, while getting his feet sutured, he'll realize that a REAL MAN simply wouldn't ever shower, eliminating the risk of being caught unawares and knifeless.
|Twitch - 2010-08-23 |
Wait, he can barely dent a beer can with his hands? I can think a beer can dented with my 21 foot range telepathy.
Oh also he looks more like Radar from M*A*S*H than most people. I guess that explains why he can't like, dent a beer can.
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