Toenails - 2010-08-23 Uhhhh... did he just attack the past??
Dr Dim - 2010-08-23 I'm pretty sure this guy spends a lot of time attacking the past, whoever bullied him in high school really had a gift for it.
ez - 2010-08-23 What if I'm 21 feet away; you know, just hanging out; but it's completely dark; and I move as you for no apparent reason suddenly charge at me with a sword?
I'm guessing that the answer still has to do with him tearing shit out of stuff in his yard and freaking out the dog.
Mike Tyson?! - 2010-08-23 What if the guy pulls his gun out before you start running?
Jellyneck - 2010-08-23 I think there are a lot of "what if"s that this guy thinks about on a day to day basis.
pineapplejuicer - 2010-08-23 pineapplejuicer files a motion that the first-person sequence in addition to the portfolio already presented should qualify 21 foot rule guy for poe sainthood consideration. ultimately, aren't we all just hangin' out?
Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2010-08-23 I eagerly await the uploaded video of his neighbors recording his antics as they try in vain to contain their giggles.
themilkshark - 2010-08-24 How long until he slaughters every patron at his local gas station?