Dr Dim I'm pretty sure this guy spends a lot of time attacking the past, whoever bullied him in high school really had a gift for it.
ez What if I'm 21 feet away; you know, just hanging out; but it's completely dark; and I move as you for no apparent reason suddenly charge at me with a sword?
I'm guessing that the answer still has to do with him tearing shit out of stuff in his yard and freaking out the dog.
Mike Tyson?! What if the guy pulls his gun out before you start running?
Jellyneck I think there are a lot of "what if"s that this guy thinks about on a day to day basis.
pineapplejuicer pineapplejuicer files a motion that the first-person sequence in addition to the portfolio already presented should qualify 21 foot rule guy for poe sainthood consideration. ultimately, aren't we all just hangin' out?
Scrotum H. Vainglorious I eagerly await the uploaded video of his neighbors recording his antics as they try in vain to contain their giggles.
themilkshark How long until he slaughters every patron at his local gas station?