He's real. You should find ways to prod him and get more POEtv content out of it :)

I think 4chan has done enough of that already.

Cf. Prime Directive.

So Milk, you want to harass a mentally challenged guy? Bitchin!

The best part is the IRC chat where Chris went 'undercover' at a 'secret troll meeting' and learned of all these plans to make him hump it.

Chris, hiding behind the identity 'SonichuClone', tried to convince trolls to force him to make a video where he RAPES HIS CHURCH COUNCILOR. Needless to say, the trolls didn't go for it.

The best part of the incident is that he was probably just looking for an excuse: "B-b-but officer, the trolls MADE me rape a woman and lose my darned virginity. It's not my fault! It's the trolls and the autism! I'm not some one with Aspergers just trying to steal the limelight. Don't be a jerkop!"

All right. For a second I was worried that he'd come around on homosexuality.

There's a tiny chance he was actually being clever, and trying to get the trolls to go to him with an idea he could actually show to the police and be taken seriously with. It's much more likely that he was just trying to get an excuse though. I honestly believe he's dumb enough to use that as a post-rape excuse and expect all to be forgiven.

i was thinking kermit the frog drunk on gin

Frank Oz reveling in his voice talent on speedballs?

It's pretty funny watching Chris actually succeed in staying off the internet for a prolonged period. Now all the trolls have are sad remnants of their previous conquests to masturbate to. They've been reduced to prank calling his parents and furtively snapping blurry photos of him during his rare forays out of the basement.

Seriously, what the fuck is this shit supposed to mean?:

http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/Coffee_Place

...and he just made a new video trying to get some pussy by advocating for a class reunion yesterday, so um... never mind I guess. He's psychologically incapable of not embarrassing himself on the internet.

oh, sweets. is that all we can steer kids away from that have lead to chris chan's sad sad life

New to Chris Chan...

Now LISTEN. There's still a chance that you could get out of here and live a normal life. There are things behind that door that you can't un-see. Don't open it. Go back to whatever you were doing and forget all about medallions and pickles. It was just a fucked up dream you had, and it's all over now.

GO

GO PLAY WITH YOUR PICKLE!

No! Don't listen to him! Go here http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/Main_Page and read every article, embrace the dark side.

I wish i could unsee him fucking that blow up doll.

turn off the computer and turn around. go outside and be glad to have sunshine.

NOTHING short of a bullet will scrub that video from my mind.

It's too late I fear. I've already seen the man in a sports bra, so there is no going back.

Although, I did enjoy his attempt at 'parkour' (i.e puffing and wheezing through an open public space encountering no obstacles whatsoever besides high blood pressure.)

No no, that wasn't parcour. That was parkay.