|RocketBlender - 2010-08-26 |
A friend of mine showed me he added 'Sonichu' as a friend on the PS3, apparently he accepts any friend request tossed his way, and he has all the achievements unlocks for shit like Sonic unleased, 2 versions of sega collections, and of course, LBP. If this guy is faking it, it's a ridiculous amount of effort put into making her act believable.
I just don't know what to think anymore: I just don't believe this guy can be real. I just don't. But I don't believe anyone would keep this act up this long either if it's fake. At this point, it's so much worse if it is. I can't believe either side. I don't believe in Chris Chan.
He's real. You should find ways to prod him and get more POEtv content out of it :)
I think 4chan has done enough of that already.
So Milk, you want to harass a mentally challenged guy? Bitchin!
|standard8mm - 2010-08-26 |
I am highly anticipating Chris Chans return. It has been far too loong.
|Scynne - 2010-08-26 |
I read the title and thought it was a witty emphasis of the horribleness I was about to witness. Now I don't want to go to sleep. Ever. Again.
|BiggerJ - 2010-08-26 |
Backstory to this video: a troll took control of Chris' PS3 account and forced Chris to sing this song and hump his PS3. Chris did both, but his account was deleted anyway.
The best part is the IRC chat where Chris went 'undercover' at a 'secret troll meeting' and learned of all these plans to make him hump it.
Chris, hiding behind the identity 'SonichuClone', tried to convince trolls to force him to make a video where he RAPES HIS CHURCH COUNCILOR. Needless to say, the trolls didn't go for it.
The best part of the incident is that he was probably just looking for an excuse: "B-b-but officer, the trolls MADE me rape a woman and lose my darned virginity. It's not my fault! It's the trolls and the autism! I'm not some one with Aspergers just trying to steal the limelight. Don't be a jerkop!"
There's a tiny chance he was actually being clever, and trying to get the trolls to go to him with an idea he could actually show to the police and be taken seriously with. It's much more likely that he was just trying to get an excuse though. I honestly believe he's dumb enough to use that as a post-rape excuse and expect all to be forgiven.
|Uulanbaatorbaby - 2010-08-26 |
Goddammit Poetv, I´ve been trying to quit Chris-Chan, but you keep pullin me back in! :(
|Paracelsus - 2010-08-26 |
Close your eyes. Yoda on ether.
Frank Oz reveling in his voice talent on speedballs?
|WHO WANTS DESSERT - 2010-08-26 |
For fuck's sake let this die already
It's pretty funny watching Chris actually succeed in staying off the internet for a prolonged period. Now all the trolls have are sad remnants of their previous conquests to masturbate to. They've been reduced to prank calling his parents and furtively snapping blurry photos of him during his rare forays out of the basement.
Seriously, what the fuck is this shit supposed to mean?:
...and he just made a new video trying to get some pussy by advocating for a class reunion yesterday, so um... never mind I guess. He's psychologically incapable of not embarrassing himself on the internet.
|chumbucket - 2010-08-26 |
Horse Doctor: "Call it!"
|pastorofmuppets - 2010-08-26 |
Kids, pick secure passwords, or you'll end up like this.
oh, sweets. is that all we can steer kids away from that have lead to chris chan's sad sad life
|Riskbreaker - 2010-08-26 |
A classic indeed, also, has anyone uploaded a telephone call between a game place guy and Bob? Jesus fucking christ, Bob blames a conspiracy between Megan and "some gay guys" as the reason why Chris got banned from there, among other crazy shit.
|jimmicampkin - 2010-08-26 |
I was all ready to give this no stars at all. I'm new to the Chris-Chan phenomenon and the desperately sad look on his face before he started singing made me think of a man with a gun to his head...
..but then he started singing. It sounds like Barney Gumble wired up to Stephen Hawking's computer voice box.
New to Chris Chan...
Now LISTEN. There's still a chance that you could get out of here and live a normal life. There are things behind that door that you can't un-see. Don't open it. Go back to whatever you were doing and forget all about medallions and pickles. It was just a fucked up dream you had, and it's all over now.
No! Don't listen to him! Go here http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/Main_Page and read every article, embrace the dark side.
I wish i could unsee him fucking that blow up doll.
turn off the computer and turn around. go outside and be glad to have sunshine.
NOTHING short of a bullet will scrub that video from my mind.
It's too late I fear. I've already seen the man in a sports bra, so there is no going back.
Although, I did enjoy his attempt at 'parkour' (i.e puffing and wheezing through an open public space encountering no obstacles whatsoever besides high blood pressure.)
No no, that wasn't parcour. That was parkay.
|dead_cat - 2010-08-26 |
SCARIEST MUPPET EVER
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