Smellvin
I think the funniest thing about this game (which occurred to me after about a full minute of the player's punching the rat character) is that someone actually expected people to pay money for this failure.
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WHO WANTS DESSERT
Much like how I'm looking forward to baby boomers dying off so we can finally stop pretending the music from the 50s and 60s was so great, I can't wait until the generation that grew up in the 80s dies so we can stop pretending the NES wasn't a piece of shit.
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Udderdude Also the licensed shitpiles that were on the NES/SNES don't exactly ruin all the classics that were on those systems. Unless you are trying to exclusively play said licensed shitpiles.
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Knaaks My entire collection is licensed shitpiles! :( I don't pick up games cuz they are good, I pick up games because it is fucking hilarious that they exist, like Attack of the Killer Tomatoes on the NES!
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giygusattack Sure it was a piece of shit, but I had a lot of fun with that particular piece of shit.
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Quad9Damage 
A game that beats Home Improvement and Beethoven for the title of Worst Game Idea Ever.
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Caminante Nocturno Yes, but unlike Home Improvement and Beethoven, nobody was disappointed by this game because nobody ever watched Bebe's Kids.
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Quad9Damage
'Bad games' is a tag.
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Random
RULES
NO VIbeS
NO beVIS
NO beVIS
etc etc
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twinkieafternoon It's supposed, I gather, to be scribble that is supposed to represent a long list of rules, with the emphasis on all of the big NOs in front of them. Cuz, hey bro, how can it be Funworld if they spend more time tellin' us what we CAN'T do. That ain't ballin'.
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FABIO
It's like the MUGEN only instead of Street Fighter someone did it to The Simpsons arcade game.
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cognitivedissonance
Usually these games have a special button-mash attack or power-ups or something.
Also, the movie is somehow worse than the game.
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Knaaks
We had this game priced at 42,000 dollars at the store I work at.
I don't need to watch the video, I can look and see that it is five minutes long and tell you that even if the Tone Loc baby is attacking a single enemy the entire 5 minutes, he PROBABLY won't kill it.
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cognitivedissonance I think that was the gag... they could've priced it whatever they liked, because nobody was ever going to ask to purchase it.
This is also how art works.
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sosage
In remembering Motown, let's not forget their often overlooked software division.
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fluffy
I love how when the vocal sample says "Bebe's Kids" they just repeated the "be" phoneme twice, because that must have saved a whole 5KB of precious ROM space
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RomancingTrain
Yeah, NES games were not fun to control and they lacked content, relying on sky high difficulty to pad out the play time.
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sosage It's SNES. I am tearing your fake beard off.
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positively
"Licensed to Mandingo Entertainment, Inc." ?!
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il fiore bel
Why does that mouse guy keep doing a spread eagle like he wants to be kicked in the nuts
whether he is being kicked or being punched it is like HEY LOOK MY CROTCH PLEASE TOUCH IT WITH VIOLENT FEET
At least Mr. Suit has the decency to knee-block.
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twinkieafternoon
Spell check doesn't approve of either of the kids' names.
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Jeriko-1
Wow, that's fucking awesome!
You get to wail on them for five minutes until they die and the best part is if you wait to long they respawn and you have to start over again!
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giygusattack
This is disgusting.
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Riskbreaker
So, i just saw a game where a "cool black kid" kicks a guy in a mouse suit in the dong for almost 5 straight minutes.
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StanleyPain
I like how awful a comedian Robin Harris was, but when he died suddenly it was OMG A CLASSIC GOD OF COMEDY IS NOW GONE.
Wasn't this one of those LJN/Ocean games? All of those games were movie or TV licenses, had great graphics, and sucked in ways that few games truly suck. Ocean/LJN made legendarily terrible games with very high production values.
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Candlejackv616
HOLY SHIT! Robin Harris is dead!!!!!!!!!!!!
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