Damnit, I was going to make a joke about that, stop stealing my jokes.
Seriously though, she should have a mandatory viewing of this, with a test afterward.
I know I'm always mocking people who call things fake, but there is no way that isn't a parody. Listen to the way he says the numbers. "WAY SEVEN! ... ... ... let them have a fish..."
Ok, i stopped watching after 2. Cats don't give a crap how clean your house is. They contribute a lot to why it's not clean. 2 you don't need to trim you cat's claws, you get them one of those cardboard thingies and they get trimmed as the cat tears it apart.