Watching this with the sound off is baffling and hilarious.

99 ways to love a cat on the wall
99 ways to love a cat
Take one down, pass it around
98 ways to love a cat on the wall

I know I'm always mocking people who call things fake, but there is no way that isn't a parody. Listen to the way he says the numbers. "WAY SEVEN! ... ... ... let them have a fish..."

Made it to 18; bookmarked for later.

Toxoplasmosis.

Way 101: try to "revive" him if he dies.

Ok, i stopped watching after 2. Cats don't give a crap how clean your house is. They contribute a lot to why it's not clean. 2 you don't need to trim you cat's claws, you get them one of those cardboard thingies and they get trimmed as the cat tears it apart.

"Cat" could easily be replaced with the name of any celebrity.

I skipped to 33:00, found the summary... and saw a slideshow of epic catbothering.

Cats just have one simple rule: "feed me and leave me the fuck alone you crazy creepy guy"

Rule 10 says 'be quiet when they're sleeping', but it should say. "let your clearly awake cat watch you take off your shoes."

Had to find a good mile stone. Made it to 50. Will watch the rest later.

68 is pretty awesome

Did somebody lose a bet?

Amazing