|WHO WANTS DESSERT |
Rats are pretty much the best fun/size ratio of any pet.
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Nah, females are the way to go, they're way less aggressive and don't have gross oversized testicles.
They wouldn't be so big if you didn't make them so angry.
all of my stars are for the creepy rat owner
that's a damn cute rat
|Caminante Nocturno |
oh no there's a rat in your sink
|Binro the Heretic |
Rats should do this often because they really, REALLY love to coat themselves with their own urine. It's some kind of throwback to primitive behavior. They coat themselves in piss so when they walk and brush up against things they leave a scent trail.
I like rats. I've had a lot of pet rats, but they are nasty, dirty little beasts.
Hamsters are just as cute and much cleaner. They can even be taught to use a tiny little litter box.
Hamsters suck. They're cute and all, but they tend to do things like eat their roomates and babies and pretty much any other hamster-sized animal they are placed with.
So what, do I buy a hamster or rat now? I'm hearing pros and cons for both.
Deleted scene from The Secret of NIMH.
I wish my rat was that easy to bathe.
Use a cloth bag and rocks.
See? That Black Death just washes right off.
I feel this is exactly what I would look like if I bathed in a giant sink..........I sadly feel that will never come to pass.
|Rape Van Winkle |
FIVE STARS FOREVER!
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