oh god the smoooth r and b voice.
i came here to do the super broker shuffle
|Robin Kestrel |
So that's what Linda Hamilton did before The Terminator.
I thought this was an ingenious viral until I noticed the discontinued Biggie cup.
Pretty much all fast food joints dropped their extra large sizes after Super Size Me.
|il fiore bel |
what the hell is this glorious shit
Paula, baby, before you head off to work...I was wondering...if you wanted, could we...make love, just one time before you head to Wendy's?
I just miss you during the day so badly, baby.
|Ranma X. |
Wow, and I thought Debbie Harry had the market cornered on awkward rapping by a blonde woman.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Straight up now tell me do you really wanna love me forever
Oh, oh, oh
Or do you just want a biggie size
My boss is going to frown.
|Rape Van Winkle |
I am so uncomfortable now. I don't know how to star this.
im going need some 'me' time
|Timothy A. Bear |
Dont...put...your dick in the ice
Take my advice...you know it's not nice
I worked at McDonalds and though they told me never to use the cup to fill it with ice, it was still faster than the scoop so I used the cup anyways.
I was told with utmost seriousness that the scoop would freeze and shatter in the glass, and the metal shards would get in the drink and people would choke.
By a member of the local health board, no less.
I also worked at McD's during my teen years; on my last day I put a patty of 'meat' in the very bottom of the ice container thing and they didn't find it for a few weeks. I heard from my friend still working there that someone got in big trouble for that.
correction you work at McDonalds
woah there!!! Badass Rebels everywhere!!!
I pissed myself. I am not ashamed.
Desperately need to activate the 'future hooker' tag.
7 of 9 NOOOOOOOO!!!
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