Samisyosam
I lost my shit when Barry White showed up.

uekibachi
wait. what. i havent been to a wendy's in years. there is no more biggie??? what about great biggie????

Paracelsus
Vas is los no more biggie?

Cena_mark
Pretty much all fast food joints dropped their extra large sizes after Super Size Me.

mashedtater
they could have found one! my ex never cleaned his room and i sure to this day, he still has one.

fatatty
Don't worry fatties all is well with your giant sugar water cups. They don't call them Biggie or Super Size but they still exist. It's just that what used to be a Medium is now the Small, the Large is now the Medium and the Biggie is now called a Large. So now they're healthy again!

So be careful ordering a Medium drink these days because they're as big as your face.

La Loco
Great emulation of Debbie's bad rapping in this.

Zarathustra00
I'm not sure what's worse: that I remembered that song well enough to sing that comment as I read it, or that I now have that song stuck in my head.

Oktay
At least it's not Ke$ha.

Candlejackv616
On the same boat with you Zarathustra00.

Rudy
I know I probably shouldn't be as turned on by this as I am.

lordyam
im going need some 'me' time

cognitivedissonance
I was told with utmost seriousness that the scoop would freeze and shatter in the glass, and the metal shards would get in the drink and people would choke.

By a member of the local health board, no less.

Twitch
I also worked at McD's during my teen years; on my last day I put a patty of 'meat' in the very bottom of the ice container thing and they didn't find it for a few weeks. I heard from my friend still working there that someone got in big trouble for that.

Lurchi
correction you work at McDonalds

That guy
...especially because of the way she says 'do it' at the very end.