Sir, how much tin foil will I need to protect my brain from the NWO's mind control rays?

Mercury: So there may be wisps of argon on Mercury, big deal. Argon is a noble gas, how will it figure in these putative metabolic processes? You aren't going to find life in an argon atmosphere unless you redefine "life" as "atoms of argon".

Also, where there's water ice there may be life? I guess right now there could be pointy-eared men on Pluto, and the Oort cloud must harbor ten thousand species of sentient life.

Venus: Basically, if you believe that the Venusian atmosphere can support life, you believe that life can exist almost anywhere in the solar system. (Which seems to describe this guy pretty well, actually.) Even if you are high enough in the Venusian clouds that temperature and atmospheric pressure is not a problem, you still have to worry about being fried by UV radiation.

Mars: BWAH HAH HAH I can't believe I took this seriously for even a minute.

Notice he keeps his atomic fission blaster pointed at whomever... or whatever... might be standing on the other side of his desk.

Richard Belzer needs to shave.

Hey come on, this guy is something of a legend. He has a show and some clips of him on are on here somewhere.