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For someone so passionate about nature she looks way, way too much like Hoggish McGreedly from Captain Planet
"Those people out there are no better than people who cut down forests and starve innocent woodland creatures*"
*that she would furiously dry-hump.
In her defense, I wouldnt consider her "human" either.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
She looks like she devoured a human.
is this florida? i bet this is florida.
you leave your humanity way behind. way way behind....
I love these kinds of pseudo-hippy furries. She claims to be "not human" because she shares some kind of unique bond with nature... even though that one termite infested tree is probably the most intimate relationship she will ever have to the outdoors.
I wonder how many poor woodland creatures starved to death so that she could live in a wood framed house, and draw crude furry porn on notebook paper.
John Holmes Motherfucker
Know what? I feel bad about mocking her. This is a seriously fucked up kid in a lot of pain with major issues that have little to do with hippies or trees. Hope she grows out of it, and makes her peace with her species.
So is this what being fuirry is usually about? Being so full of anger and self-loathing that you resign from the human race? That can't be healthy.
The furry movement pretty much embraces anyone, since they run around in mascot uniforms, meet at conventions, and don't socialize about much beyond their common interest in animals. So it makes sense that it attracts people who generally feel misunderstood by the world. I could be completely wrong-- maybe some really social and popular people are living a secret life as a honeybadger.
Before it shut down, a friend and I used to troll a furry chatroom with the simple act of acting like normal humans. It was especially fun because for some reason, the maximum punishment dealt out by the mods was a week's ban. Anyway, my point in all this was that I'd say at least half of the 'people' there all described themselves as 'the last one of their kind' and were often persecuted for it. We actually made a drinking game out of it, shots included them being the last of their kind, them being persecuted, we see one being bullied by himself in a 'roleplay' post. Shot if they start acting pathetic when you mess with them, nothing if they continue to try and talk with you, finish the bottle if they still try and cyber with you after being an asshole to them.
Back in the dark ages of 1995, people who absolutely hated humanity and wanted to see them all die while insisting they were some kind of animal trapped in a human body were called "Wiccans."
But that was the prehistoric Internet for you.
Being a furry no longer singles you out for ridicule.
Yes, there was a time when being a furry was a groundbreaking way get yourself mocked (POEred has archives full of this shit).
But as time progressed, people came to understand that self-identifying with your house cat and dressing up like Tony the Tiger to meet your online friends wasn't that much different from Civil-War reenactors or LARPers. Face it folks, the furry community is becoming more mainstream by the day, and I say to that: "You go, dog!"
What this "girl's" (still not convinced she's a she) problem is (besides the morbid obesity) is that she says really stupid things. I mean really, REALLY, stupid things. If you don't believe me, you are more than welcome to watch the tape again. I fucking dare you.
RocketBlender hit the nail on the head. Yes, there were immature people thinking up creative ways to poke fun of people different than themselves, but the folks that think that there's some kind of global persecution are seriously deluded and have major problems empathizing with other people.
You're hur, your fur, you like it in the rur; I fucking love you. You say stupid shit and record it for the entire internet to see, prepare to feel ashamed for the abuse I'm about to give you.
P.S. Boomer_The_Dog, you are weirder than Timothy_A._Bear, but for all the shit you go through, I've never seen you say anything stupid or offensive. We love you and we wish you the best.
Boomer The Dog
Thanks Toenails. Since I'm inspired by the Here's Boomer TV show Dog, I try to always be a good Dog like him.
I went through a time when I was down on Humans too, and half of that was probably from feeling mistreated from being different. I found good friends who are Humans and I didn't have to think that way any more.
I think she should have interviewed the guys with the chain saws about why they had to cut down that tree, since she had a camera.
|John Holmes Motherfucker |
Don't worry, hon, they're just taking it to a farm, where it can run free and play with the other trees.
|Jack Dalton |
I don't understand the logic. She is a furry because humans exploit the environment. I didn't realize it was some sort of ideological movement-- to me it just sounds like a way of rationalizing a sexual fetish to make it seem socially acceptable.
On a side note, I'm sure she wouldn't be complaining if that tree was an edible slab of Frito Lays lathered in syrup.
I'm not sure that I consider her a human either.
|Syd Midnight |
"Well my point is.. *sigh*"
I like how the chainsaw cues up. It's as if it told her to stfu...then started eating the tree just to troll her some more...
What the hell is that sound, some kind of psychotronic weapon!? Also, dryads must be tasty.
"This tree has been here longer than I've been living at this particular house!"
"Trees and termites have been around for CENTURIES!"
Well, you couldn't expect a furry to be honest and self-aware enough to say something like "My reason for being a furry is that I'm stuck in a terminal immaturity because the big bad world is scary and full of people who laugh at me! I'd rather be an eight-tailed fox/rabbit/gryphon and pretend my neruosises are the result of some sort of political or spiritual awakening!"
|American Standard |
For people who claim to love nature, furries sure don't seem to know the first fucking thing about the realities of the natural world. Red in tooth and claw, yo.
This woman seems like the type who would wind up on the local news for having her arm degloved from the elbow down while trying to pet a cougar she found rummaging through her trash bins.
The unimaginable luxury and ease a middle-class, first-world life sure leaves you a lot of spare time to fantasize.
|John Holmes Motherfucker |
I'm posting this after the video is taken down, but when I when a furry says "I'm a furry because I like being a furry.", I'll respect the hell out of that.
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