Her dojo must be tiny. She hardly moves from her place. Which just makes all the screaming funnier.
This is "sport" karate. Where basically if you make up some poses, look sort of cool doing it and scream a lot of nonsense, you are considered a top athlete. It's not even real martial arts as it doesn't involve any real defense training or methodology, at least not any based on anything substantial.
Also, this totally put me in mind of Ki Sanctuary.
it's a celebration of the human spirit you cocky piece of shit
http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fw atch%3Fv%3DrTgsjrJVPaY%26feature%3Dplayer_embedded%23!&start1=&vid eo2=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DL0-lkl9TzsU&start2= &authorName=DJ+E-Train
http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com %2Fwatch%3Fv%3DrTgsjrJVPaY%26feature%3Dplayer_embedded%23!&start1= &video2=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DL0-lkl9TzsU&sta rt2=&authorName=DJ+E-Train
There we go.
This is the kind of sport you enroll the mentally handicapped into, so that they can't hurt anyone.
What the fuck was :52? Get fucking real, Olivia.
Bet this helps giving birth.
This was the part of Karate I didn't like. Competing for who could make a kata seem like a completely ridiculous pretend fight an elementary school kid would do in the tanbark pit...and do it completely straight faced. People cheering is bonus awkward points.
I came first!
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
Now go make me a sammich.
See the weirdness they get into when they are let out of the kitchen. Whats next owning property??
|Caminante Nocturno |
See? Dragonball Z is realistic, after all!
kill those fucking ghosts
I want to see how practical all those silly poses would be in a real street fight.
|Syd Midnight |
Eagerly awaiting the video where she tries to fight an MMA woman and gets flattened.
sexist nerd comments aside, she's probably farting a lot as she's doing this.
Even though her period hit at the precisely the absolute worst possible moment, Olivia was determined in her womanhood not to let nature calling prevent her from competing in the karate exhibition final.
When she walked out, she saw her ex-boyfriend who works at Panera in the front row, grinning, while sitting next to her former dim-witted best friend from high school, now very attractive.
She gave them the show of a lifetime.
And karate is still not the most ridiculous martial art
Why, because they slap wood planks and bricks?
Lots of Kyokushin guys in K1. Shidokan is pretty solid as well.
Plenty of high-level MMA guys at least got their start doing Kyokushin, as well. GSP included.
UNF UNF MMA LOOK AT MY HUGE BONER
This is just embarassing.
|That guy |
I'm going to assume that she always did this sort of thing, and that her teacher and audience are more-or-less like Special Olympics supporters. But like.... a total one-off.
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