Stars are for evil.
Needs blackface tag.
I don't even know what to say. I'm just going to drop some stars and leave.
I don't know.
If you like unimaginative sex jokes, celebrity references, D-listers acting (supposedly) controversial, and other things censors HATE, you'll love this movie.
Or your average issue of US Weekly.
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Pretty much why I don't go the movies these days.
Nobody watched it the first time, give it a rest Mr. Shamwow.
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The thing is, from what I've read and from what I remember of the original commercial, this is the exact same movie as the first only with the Lindsay Lohan sketch grafted on.
I've posted about it before, but I'll give a little refresher on it. Basically, every commercial you saw for the original was paid for by Vince Offer himself, more or less out of pocket. He worked himself into something like 0,000 worth of debt making and promoting the original film. No one liked it but MAN did he want people to. He really Believed in it. And so even after it was clear how much of a bomb the thing was, and how in over his head he had gotten, he kept working at trying to make it successful. Anyway, the debt he incurred is why he ended up trying to sell you a chamois on TV at 3:00 in the morning.
Now. I thought he had finally given up the ghost of making his shitty comedy film successful. He -- unbelievably, implausibly -- found a way out of his seemingly intractable situation, and it seemed he was content with his little niche in popular culture.
But no. Instead of being happy with his incredible luck in getting out of debt by becoming a minor celebrity, he wants to use all the money he's made as starting capital to do the exact same shit ALL OVER AGAIN.
Vince Offer so obviously has a dogged, unhealthy obsession with being recognized for this film that literally NO ONE likes, or will ever like, and it is going to utterly destroy him.
I would read a book about this man. For real.
Also, as a little footnote, the production company releasing this abortion is called Square One.
Just throwing that out there.
Well it's making it theaters this time, I guess.
So that's good.
subtitle: "Pig blowing man."
not for the hearing impaired, but for people dumb enough to not even get the agonizingly obvious gags
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