|The Huggable Universe |
Multi-part subs fucked up, here's part 2:
I can't even begin to catalog the strange things contained in this video, so I will say only...
@:11, yiff the otter!
The Opeki thing at the beggining
Artic Wolf with the Keytar
The chicken with the knife
The guy in blackface/cosplaying as Al Jolson
The cavemen furries
the Wicca/Pagan goats
The Hula ShyGuy
The people who wave and blow kisses at everyone
the people with the squeaky things in their shoes
I don't know wheater to laugh or cry!
The one in the shirt which reads "Yiffy."
The Hello Kitty
The guy who seems to have spent his life savings on making a dragon fursuit.
The onlookers with cameras.
Also, no stars until we get a why the terrorists hate us tag.
The Lion with the Cape.
The anime costume.
Any furry with a black pair of pants with excessive zippers/chains.
The fursuit with the Ghostbuster costume.... can go fuck himself, obviously he has too much money.
Any of the bird costumes (Griffins excluded)
The furry ventriloquist with a furry puppet... FURSUITS DON'T EVEN TALK, THEY EMOTE GODDAMMIT!!!
Anything that wasn't a feline, canine, or dragon.
The invisible gorilla with the red shirt.
Was... was that a juggalo furry???
-1 star because it looks like the parade wasn't done and we didn't get to see them all. :'''(
|Albuquerque Halsey |
5:36 pink nightmare thing, followed by a shy guy.
Part 2 has the spy and A GIANT FUCKING SHARK!
Please tell me they locked the place, and that it was filled with C4.
In 2000 years, when scientists are excavating our civilization, they will be finding evidence of things like this and will begin to extrapolate that this is representative of the entirety of 21st century society.
Theories will develop that this ritual was part of an animistic/shamanistic fertility cult that rose to dominance as a direct result of the internet.
Some lonely kids with possible psychological issues will hear about this in the holo-high-schools of the 41st century and see it as a "rebellious" alternative to the popular religions of the day (Church of Elvis and Scientology).
Soon these confused teens will begin to dress as animal caricatures and will be featured interviewed by the media. In these interviews they will express how they are acting out as individuals and such practices predate the Church of Elvis and Scientology by centuries.
Soon, cyber-pedophiles will find it a convenient outlet to live out their fantasies by adding diapers and drawing artwork of younger versions of the animistic gods.
2000 years later, cyber-scientists will holo-excavate the remains of Neo-America and extrapolate that this is representative of the entirety of 41st century society...
In 2000 years, when scientists are excavating our civilization, they will be finding evidence of things like this and will begin to extrapolate that this is representative of the entirety of 21st century society. They will then send a few nukes back in time to obliterate us even at the cost of their civilization never having existed.
Furries would be persecuted in any era of this planet. Ancient greece, middle ages, you name it.
I mean all of it is gross but
Fox fox horse skunk cat fox fox fox cat cat fox cat cat cat cat fox fox wolf cat fox wtf? orange teletubbie? cat fox fox horse cat fox fox... and so on.
Basically there are a shit load of cat and fox spirits that want to live in a dumpy human body.
You and I should meet up sometime...play some gamecube...listen to some Dave Matthews...
1:10, are those knees or balls?
And how sad is it when you're so fat even your fursona is fat?
Wait... is that The Monkey King at 1:39? What the fuck is a being from Chinese mythology doing with a bunch of mascots? Is he the hipster of the Furry world, being ironically not in costume?
OK, Furries are weird, but the bird with the accurate beak is just scary.
What the hell? 3:03 Real looking tiger head stuck onto the end of really long neck.
4:33 well, there's at least on actual girl there, even if she is dressed as a black spotted mop headed mountain lion.
SHY GUY! I thought you just meant it was a dude that was shy, no, it's a Shy Guy!
|Hammer Falls |
It's good up until 1:10, when the cymbals fade. Up until then, I could imagine them all walking into rotating slaughterhouse machinery, just off camera.
5:13 is by far the worst. that blue lion thing: david lynch's blue velvet: furry redux
I went ahead and watched part two and here are some the highlights
The Realistic looking deer guy from One Peice
The Sabretooth lion with the stone ax
The Punk Wolf acting like Fonzie
The kid with the blue hair (looks like somebody I went to High School with)
The Huskey Wolf in the Slap Shot uniform
The bird thing with the fish in his mouth
The Pastel Day-Glo spotted thing with a binky
The Dalmatian with the toy mammoth
The fox in the tuttu
The Hawaiian fox with the ukealie
The pre-teen girl with the pink bunny ears
The Caveman Cheetah thing who loses control of his wheel
The Boda Fett looking guy right next to the guy dressed like the Fox from Pinnochio!
The '94 World Cup mascot
The Tea-bagger/Libertaraian Bunny
The Crossing Guards
The Canadian Indian Cheif Wolf (there are a LOT of Canadians here!)
The Girl with the Orange Furry Leg Warmers
The furry blowing the Vulzulva
|Innocent Bystander |
Wow. They just keep coming, don't they?
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Is 2:14 supposed to be a Morlock?
3:57 - It's about time the Pillsbury Doughboy had a baby with Hello Kitty
4:39 through 4:31 and 5:16 what the shit
Also the horse costumes terrify me.
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