memedumpster 
"You win pot."
Lies.
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Scrotum H. Vainglorious
Ahh yes, the days of sneaking onto dad's computer when he was away at work.
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chumbucket
I folded 3 minutes in
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Old_Zircon
Honestly, I think ASCII art might have been a step up.
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baleen
I downloaded a pirated copy of this when I was about 9 years old.
I was not amused.
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jimmicampkin
I would never play strip poker with someone wearing a hat, scarf and sunglasses. You may as well ask a five-a-side soccer team to play a first XI on a full size pitch.
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John Holmes Motherfucker
In real life, getting Samantha Fox to disrobe wasn't that much of a challenge.
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Syd Midnight
We had this on our 64, Dad said he'd better not come in the room and find me naked saying "I lost"
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charmlessman
Um... fap?
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Quad9Damage
I waited 9 minutes to see those tits. I could've skipped to the end, but I waited it out instead.
Was it worth it? Well...
It's like watching porn on a Gameboy screen.
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