People who were positioned correctly in the 70s blew all their money on coke in the 80s.
And people positioned correctly in the 80's blew all their money on meth in the 90's
"Youth, anti-aging, health, wellness, all these words have different meanings, but not in the future!"
I am deeply insulted by this advertisement.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
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|Dread Pirate Roberts |
Boomers are responsible for the housing boom AND the Spots Utility Vehicle?!
Guess that makes sense, given that the baby boomers are dying off, and so are SUVs and housing...
|The Townleybomb |
For those of you who are not into math:
VCRs and BABY BOOMERS.
I'm not into math, but VCRs and Baby Boomers? That's 300%!
Wow you mean to say that an aging population would have a corresponding effect on senior health care related stocks? SHIT WHERE DID I PUT THAT MILLION I COULD INVEST IN STUFF???
They're not content to have fucked up the planet for the last 50 years, now they want immortality.
I bought a VCR in 1970. Now I own Sweden.
I suddenly understand an already funny episode of Space Ghost a whole lot better.
It's the episode named 'Joshua'. Can't find a place to watch it online, but if you have other ways, watch is as a companion piece.
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