|The Mothership - 2010-09-08 |
"...or what I feel like."
something tells me she feels like a whole lot.
|Toenails - 2010-09-08 |
Do half-truths, omitted information, or hyperbole count?
Because my hand is seriously cramping from making all these little tick-marks.
Basically, if the interviewer isn't talking or the line isn't "I get called Tele-tubbies", then it's not the truth.
|jangbones - 2010-09-08 |
is there anyone in he world who buys into this?
|Lindner - 2010-09-08 |
Yowza... them is some fucked teeth.
Oh. Right. British.
|HankFinch - 2010-09-08 |
Yeah, it's not cus of what you eat, it's genetics. Your mother and father and brother were big so you just accumulate mass through your genes.
They were genetically programmed to eat a shitload.
|Smellvin - 2010-09-08 |
I remember watching a show on a doctor who did gastric bypass surgery. One of his stories was about a woman who weighed over 600 pounds saying how she always ate oranges and not junk. How could she be so fat? Apparently she ate about 50 oranges a day...
|sosage - 2010-09-08 |
Kit Kat coffee mug...
|Fur is Murder - 2010-09-08 |
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2010-09-08 |
They would be more than welcome in the American South
|cognitivedissonance - 2010-09-08 |
Ever since Mr. Bilbo went off to the elves, the Shire has had some extra resources.
|phalsebob - 2010-09-09 |
Lunch: Light tuna salad
Dinner: Baked potato, fresh veggies, broiled chicken.
Snacks (anytime): Celery sticks, pizzas, hams, cheesecakes, fried mars bars.
|urbanelf - 2010-09-09 |
The scarf is a nice way to provide the illusion of having a neck.
|spikestoyiu - 2010-09-09 |
Neck brace made of human flesh.
|Caminante Nocturno - 2010-09-09 |
I cannot even bear to look at them.
I would like to see no more of the "fleshy cocoon" tag.
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