| 73Q Music Videos | Vote On Clips | Submit | Login   |

Reddit Digg Stumble Facebook
Desc:starring Steven Seagal and his amazing magic bullets.
Category:Classic Movies, Crime
Tags:bullets, Ridiculous, steven seagal, take that laws of physics!
Submitted:Rodents of Unusual Size
Date:09/08/10
Views:1132
Rating:
View Ratings
Register to vote for this video
Favorited 1 Time

People Who Liked This Video Also Liked:
Fault Lines - Puerto Rico: The fiscal experiment
Fr-Ooze Pop Commercial
Beavis and Butthead - Here we Go
Rick Perry is NOT ASHAMED to be Christian
How to dance at a rave
Philosophy of a Knife excerpts
Rotating Dog Wearing a Coat
The Alien Factor
Skyrim Physics are Awesome! pt 3
5 Second Films - Welcome to Chico! Parts 11-15
Comment count is 13
hornung
i counted a 38 round clip for his first burst.
was i right?
chumbucket
you apparently missed the 5 separate 1 nanosecond reloads

takewithfood
Steven Seagal can reload a gun just by pulling back the slide. He doesn't need another clip or more bullets because he has done so much training.

oddeye
His gun just had 38 really small bullets in it is all.

Caminante Nocturno
The Powerpuff Girls theme just cant get started.
Anaxagoras
Wouldn't it have been easier to sidestep all those arrows?

longwinded
the one that hits the wall after he moves was clearly going to miss him in the first place

so much wrong with this

Anaxagoras
Yeah, I noticed that too. And then I wondered why I'm bothing to notice *anything* about a Steven Seagal movie.

BHWW
Having seen this movie (as part of my self-appointed mission to watch all of Seagal's direct-to-DVD/USA Network output), I can say an appropriate tagline would have been "You Will Believe A Fat Man Can Fly, Through Awkward Wire-Fu Stunts". Seagal flails his arms at mooks, they go flying.

Plus, in one scene he fights a ladyboy with razor sharp fingernails, mostly by standing in one place while s/he zips around at him.

Plus, the chief villan is a corrupt Thai military officer who gets some mystical backup from some sort of weird-bearded wizard but the wizard's anti-Seagal hoodoo complete with needle-stuck doll is countered by the goodvibes of a monastary full of chanting Buddhist monks on Seagal's side.
kingarthur
Machete should have been that much fun.

Asmodee
Man, it's too bad the FBI ruined Seagal's career because he's not a has-been, one dimensional, no talent douche-bag or anything.
memedumpster
He must have wrote the script for this movie himself. No running scenes.
Squeamish
Steven Seagal lives in a world of pure imagination, and we are not allowed in without a passport.
Register or login To Post a Comment







Video content copyright the respective clip/station owners please see hosting site for more information.
Privacy Statement